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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. #bajillion

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of motorcycle ramps, I shall fear no Knievel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. What’s up, corn dog?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I should have known he wasn't an actual specialist when he said his name was Colon Hanks.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. aayy it's Portman Teauxny Soprano here: tellin' yis t'enjoy life and not to misspend it like I have done》in the vein pursuit of compounded entities.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. When the tip of the chip slips into the dip, your fun radar goes blip in the location of the dip.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  7. Do unto others as, unto others, others do to the others, to do as you do unto too.

    By Dash Paradise,
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  8. There's a lot you can do with a skin bag and some milk.

    By Itsmyfirsttime,
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  9. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's me mooning you with a slice of pizza hanging out of my ass - Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By NicholasSchleder,   
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  10. this jape of a televised show concept'll knock the literal shit out of your literal assholes: 'The Back-Cellar' *makes ahem sound*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Coming this fall, the new HBO original "Behind the Chupacabra." A man's journey for love, and the Mexican goat-sucker.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. Star Trek actor who played Riker caught in sex scandal proven to just be Frakes News.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. BABY BOOMAHZ? THEY JUST BE LAZY CRAZY HAZY GOOMBAHS

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. sing me to creep, requested radiohead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Back in my day, when hundreds of people were lined up outside an Apple Store, it's because they wanted to buy some apples

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Back in my day, we had a thing called common decency. I didn't pay it any mind back then, either

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. On the one hand shark attacks are pretty rare, and my other hand was eaten by a shark.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  18. I'd rather live on my feet, then die on my knees.

    By TheBestDavy,
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  19. You call yourselves The Society for the Promotion of Good Grammar, but you spelled Society wrong. I before E except after C, dumbass

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. All Joking - Jekyll and Hyde

    By Bigsmak,
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  21. hey guys - what agriculatural produce is hilarious to type repeatedly? Potatos!!! (potatHOHOHOs) hohoho!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Breaking News: Glass is Easier than Concrete

    By emily-bemily,
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  23. Download, upload, overload, get loaded, loaded baked potatoes... None of these are the type of load you blow, children.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  24. If you use cake when you should use bread, then your Rubens will be remembered.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  25. If I'm the only one who can prevent forest fires, where's my goddamn cape and secret lair?

    By jaymanthegreat,
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