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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Is that Jack Frost nipping at your nose? Nope, it's Jeffery Dahmer, and your nose is just an appetizer.

    By DaddyLongStrokes,
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  2. My ear-o-corn-a don’t want none unless you got salt and butter, hon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. And lechery and sloth did prevail in the land of Mantzouka, and the Lord was displeased, and he did smite everyone in the land, until not one was left

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I don't want to be Right Said Fred, regardless if loving you is wrong.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Oh you said Saline? Well what am I supposed to do with all these dvds of the Mindy project?

    By CiscoKid,
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  6. Jimmy crack corn and I am furious.

    By Mans_laughter,
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  7. I don't give a John Jacob Jingleheimer Shit about what Goop told you to insert in your vagina! As long as you're living under my roof, eggs go in the

    By JohnnyChaCha,
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  8. How about that scarlet letter? Fucking A, am I right?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. We're all snowflakes. We're all 1 of a kind. Human kind. And there's 7 billion snowflakes just like you! So just remember you're no different than any

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  10. "Please don't correct my Grammer." Said Kelsey's parents as he messed with everyone's salad and eggs. That's why he's the way he is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. I prefer the original printing of Huckleberry Finn, before they sanitized it. Not the N-Word stuff, but the titular scamp's original name, Fuckleberry

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. charge your phone and lock your home, the boogey man wrote a song

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  13. Milk is just nature's tit pee.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. It's not that I don't appreciate you building me an android butler, I just wish it didn't constantly refer to itself as "Jizzbot 4000".

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. i had a meme, fellas - I had a meme!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I trust that you are, as you say, just feeling magnanimous and are not, as I suspect, just feeling Magnum's anus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Hop in my Chrysler, it's as big as a whale and it's about to set sail—annnnnd, it sank. That was a TERRIBLE idea.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Shall I compare thee to a cob of corn? Thou art less yellow, and not quite as delicious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. First they came for the dangling participles. Then they came for the terminal prepositions. And then OMG thier totes werent noone lef, whatevs

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Straight? Outta Compton!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I never met a dam I didn't dike.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  22. As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. pee = mmmmmm! see? scared?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. When I was a kid, if you had a "beef" with someone it meant you were sharing a hamburger

    By cornbuggy,
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  25. 'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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