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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There was a handsome ransom on Ted Danson's grandson.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. For one week only, name your newborn Grimstaff for the chance to win a lifetime of insults for your child. Wizards need not apply.

    By Parrot Top,
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  3. We're at DefCOM FUN! Nuclear japes have been launched. Hug your funny bones tight and pray to whichever god is listening. Spoiler: None of them

    By Parrot Top,
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  4. If tragedy plus time equals comedy, does yes plus and equal improv?

    By theonlypeoplewhomatter,
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  5. I spilled Chobani on my chinos today. It was at my friend Dion's house. He laughed, while I wept. You see what I'm getting at here?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Thiiis halloween episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Scarespace

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. The movie 48 Hours is only ninety minutes long, what a rip off! You will get your money’s worth with the movie 8 Seconds though.

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. I am Groot

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. In his honor, the recharge kiosk at the theater where he trained will be named the Powers Booth.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Last butt certainly not bleached, is what I say at the end of a tour of my naked body.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Nice bread, Shortened Ramsay. Stick to shitty little-chef puns not buttered little honey buns.

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. Nice dinner Kate Bland Chef, stick to drama not chicken piccata

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. Nice risotto Blanderson Cooper, stick to news not shitty foods

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. Tel Aviv? I barely know Aviv!

    By reversemantra,
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  16. Shame shame I know your name... It's Shame Shame.

    By reversemantra,
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  17. People say I have a swimmer's build. In fairness, I do have webbed feet and am completely hairless, but I try to see the positives.

    By reversemantra,
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  18. I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls. Wasn't for me.

    By reversemantra,
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  19. I finally saw that movie For Colored Girls..... Wasn't for me.

    By reversemantra,
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  20. Everything bagel for an everything life

    By reversemantra,
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  21. So you think you can cancan, Yucatan? Hosted by me, Scott Needatan. Color my buns, oh Mexican sun!

    By Justa Punn,
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  22. 0Just saw a dead butterfly being eaten by ants, now if that's not a sign I don't know what is. (I don't know what a sign is).

    By reversemantra,
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  23. A family outing is when an entire family is revealed to be gay against their wishes. Very rare.

    By reversemantra,
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  24. There's nothing like a clean break. I mean this in no other context than when taking a shit.

    By reversemantra,
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  25. My grandfather is probably rolling in his grave. We got him a really rotating casket it's sick.

    By reversemantra,
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