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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bore me like one of your French.... zzzzzzz!

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Get me de riddim, get me de rhyme, get me de metronome, keep me on time.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. I've heard of Panic Buying but Anxiety Auctions? That's just.... SOLD! to the nervous chap with the twitchy eye.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Today's show is brought to you by Royalty Free Movie Quotes - "Forget it Jack. It's Japan District."

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I got puny arms. I can't do no heavy-lifting. But I got hot wheels so how 'bout some heavy-drifting?? VROOOM!

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Come to think of it, I'm not 100% sure that was my grandpa; it may have only been a rotund man wearing a "World's Greatest Grandpa" t-shirt hollering

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  7. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, dear god help us it's raining fire.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  8. I've been eating human hair for seven weeks and I'm still not a Sasquatch

    By trusty,
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  9. This one simple trick added inches to my dick and now pornstars hate me! (And I'm horrifically disfigured, please help me.)

    By trusty,
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  10. As their Torture Tour 2017 continues I can now confirm that Daft Punk are indeed flaying at my house.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. The University of Central Kentucky is one "F" away from some very inappropriate hats.

    By LuminiousJohnnie,
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  12. Did you see last night's "Party of Five"? Spoiler Alert: Their parents are dead.

    By PeteRampino,
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  13. Despite all the negative press, I DID have sexual relations with that woman.

    By shit-goddamn,
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  14. On the dark web, there is a dark Facebook run by a man called "Zark Mucking Fuckerberg"

    By shit-goddamn,
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  15. The Ghostbusters porn parody is WILDLY innacurate. Those guys are clearly crossing their streams.

    By shit-goddamn,
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  16. Guerrilla Skydiving / there's nothing quite like it / Hurting the feelings / of the competent pilot.

    By slowestjogger,
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  17. The dirty cop with the wet mop can't stop the sock hop which will never top the Milwaukee slop-drop.

    By DeadBeef,
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  18. Watts up, electric hot dog!

    By Legolaw,
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  19. Wheeeelp, that ain't my 'nanner.

    By DeadBeef,
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  20. I've got the old man's car, I've got a jazz guitar, and I want a divorce Carol.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  21. Goodness, gracious, great balls Kevin

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,   
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  22. In Zannader, did Kubla Khan, a stately pleasure dome insert.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  23. Aren't we in a pickle?

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  24. So what if Lavy waved to Plato's chips?

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  25. "A Rolling Stone gathers no Moss", wept Keith Richards as his set Kate adrift into the turbulent sea.

    By MaritalFur,
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