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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She Sells Seashells by the Dozen via Her Online Store, Brick and Mortar is So Last Century

    By Balkie_Rekapp,
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  2. Catchphrase submission

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. They're doing a reboot of "Hope and Faith" where Kelly Ripa's character loses her eyesight. It's called "Visually Impaired Faith"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. Every weight is your fighting weight when you're a mouthy son of a bitch.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  5. travis pastrana -- motocross star or sandwich?

    By MJ Kokinos,
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  6. I know I put her love upon the shelf, but in all fairness, where else was I going to keep it?

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  7. Welcome to Blart's Farts, If you follow through, we're here for poo

    By face of butt,
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  8. The area above my Leesa Mattress is my favorite Square Space

    By noseDog,
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  9. ISIS claims responsibility for this catchphrase.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. Why impeach Trump when we can peach him instead.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. As long as we are all airing our dirty laundry, could we PLEASE get some more clothespins?!

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. A cantaloupe is just an antaloupe with a bad attitude...

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  13. I fought the law and through a drawn out court case featuring several celebrity guest witnesses, the law won.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. "Deep in the throes" nobody knows, is an Old English Phrase meaning "This Fucking Blows"

    By noseDog,
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  15. At the post office / I met the love of my life / get stamps.com / stay away from my wife.

    By slowestjogger,
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  16. deluded knob goblin is as deluded knob goblin does

    By KrangkaDelic,   
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  17. In Soviet Russia, catchphrases suck at writing me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. If ifs and buts were fruits and nuts we'd all have a happy Father's Day. Brought to you by the California Fruit & Nut Farmers Association.

    By MississippiMud,
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  19. It hurts when Hertz's his and her's hearses are out of stock, but if adjusting my budget lets me rent from Budget, I'd budge it.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  20. You know what they always say..."What good is a horse farmer if he's not in a universe that allows sentient creatures to be grown in fields?"

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Little Jack Horner sat in a corner suffering from severe intestinal distress caused by eating produce without washing his disgusting thumb beforehand

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Most people are not okay, but their taking their bloodwork elsewhere cause this hospital is sketchy.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  23. I think I spent the dog food money, but he'll love the cat food.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  24. Quick! There's a new "Whopper Per Plopper" deal down at the Burger King bathroom.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  25. If you enjoyed Finding Bobby Fischer, you'll love mining anal fissures.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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