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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Scottie crack corn and, frankly, I'm tired of hearing about it...

    By ShittyBeatle,   
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  2. You used to call me on my cell phone...now you just send me dick pics that I didn't ask for.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. Think of the dolphins /our friends in the sea / So ill-equipped / for climbing a tree.

    By slowestjogger,
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  4. I've got 99 problems and...oh. Make that 100. I have herpes.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. I’ll take Things Jimmy Cracked for $400, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. You know him as Wile E. Coyote, I know him as Wile Entertainment Coyote.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  7. It’s not the corn you heart, it’s the corn you shart

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Well, if I'd had my way, I wouldn't have spent this weekend scraping lamb's blood out of my hammock, would I, Sharon?

    By Pablovich,
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  9. If I could wear a court-ordered GPS locator on my ankle I'd never leave the house.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. 21 Pilots!? That's just too many pens my dude.

    By fakey51,
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  11. A giggle of glee when the goose is loose is best with all hands honking.

    By Gigglepuss,
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  12. Once bitten, twice shy; twice bitten, thrice shy; thrice bitten, get out of the viper pit, you don't even work at this zoo!

    By greasedlightnin,
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  13. "I need a mouth like I need another hole in my head" -No Mouth Jones

    By fakey51,
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  14. What in Tarnation is going on in Tar Nation!? The tar people are ruining everyone's new shoes!

    By fakey51,
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  15. Young newsies sell juicy 'sclusies so long as you pay them exclusively with loosies

    By happycatbasket,
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  16. You arrived too soon, you balloon weilding baboon! The typhoon lagoon doesn't open until noon!

    By OneHandedPooperScooper,
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  17. i am more than just a sublime penis in a sweater!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. If you tell a kite enthusiast to "go fly a kite" they probably will.

    By The_son-of_ghost-dad's_sun,
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  19. When god closes a door he opens a window and satan gets a bingo.

    By OwenRobertson,
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  20. I like big butts, but I'll be up front with you, I do have the ability to lie, so you'll just have to take my word for it on the butt thing.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. For Love and Plunder, a pirate's tale about chasing that booty

    By face of butt,
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  22. monkey semen monkey doodoo

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Give a man a fish, he will eat for a die. Give a man too much fish and he will die from mercury poisoning

    By JoeJaffa,
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  24. Wait a second. You're telling me Tom Hanks, the typewriter enthusiast, is an actor too!? ...Chet Haze's dad!?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Dear diary, My antlers have grown since I was a young buck. I hope to impress the cute doe from the woods with my swelled neck for the mating season.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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