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1. Lightning never strikes twice, but a toaster in the tub always cooks my goose!

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2. I am barely breeding and I can't find any heirs, don't know who I'm kidding with all these fake pube hairs

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3. Scotty Baby's Semi-Seasonal Suppositories now on sale in the lobby!

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4. Amelia Earhart's back, but this time she's got a six-pack and a roundhouse kick that can't say no

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5. Loneliness is a dish best served for one

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6. Was ist los, Hotdog?

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7. "Cause suicide is painless, it brings on many changes" she whispered, ge.....

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8. Welcome to your worst nightmare, plus now there's also cooties.

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9. I just can't figure this metric system out, how many dogs are there in a pound?

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10. Pajama Dance Party / Two-Thousand and Ninety-Nine / Pajama Dance Party / Don't you step out of line

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11. Ironically, as a hat model, I just have that one task

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12. Move over dads and grads, it's time for dumps and grumps

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13. Because Mork & Brenda just doesn't have the same cachet.

    By ChazFremontIII, July 9, 2017
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14. This episode is brought to you by Karate Kanines Doggy Dog Gis

    By PiggleDad, July 9, 2017
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15. Horseradish: Horses don't know it's not radish!

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16. If "ifs" and "buts" were... eh nobody gives a shit

    By Slyejl, July 9, 2017
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17. If 90 degrees is a RIGHT Angle. Than 98 degrees is more than all right.

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18. Trix are for kids, who knew hookers did illegal things?

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19. If the captain makes it happen, then why did he sail into an iceberg?

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20. Run Forest Run! That's what animals in California say when the fire is bearing down on their green habitat

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21. When every TV is mountable, one has to question the ethics of modern technology. Everything is about sex theses days.

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22. There are two types of people. Those who are good at coming up with ways in which two types of people can be categorized.

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23. I love drinking my Djin Gin while wearing my Genie Jeans.

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24. To me Captain America's most terrifying villain is Major Changes...

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25. no pusshole, no fusshole

    By KrangkaDelic, July 9, 2017
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