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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There's no "i" in "fail"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Don't worry, the Auckland Clinical Anatomy Team has your back! Everything else was sent to the Miami Anatomical Research Center

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 336 views

  3. Hey Judge Judy is that a gavel in your booty or is your honor just happy to sue me?

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. I said something wrong, now I long for a dialect coach.

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  5. If I knew how much a woodchuck could chuck, then I probably wouldn't be on the phone with you right now, would I Mom?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. This loose goose baba ganoush is an amuse bouche ya just can't squoosh

    By Squrd,
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    • 275 views

  7. Where's the beef! Where's the beef! I'm sorry ma'am all the beef has been tainted in an E. coli outbreak

    By MrsHopewell,
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  8. Et two-ply, Brutus? Then dry, Caesar.

    By Nowhere Man,
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  9. He's just a hut-beat away from the pizza-dency.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 286 views

  10. During their long run, doo-wop group, The Drifters, had some 60 members. Including many actual hobos.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  11. Parking is such sweet sorrow.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 308 views

  12. I'll always remember where I was when I learned about spatial awareness and memory.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  13. Colin Firth will always be firth on my call sheet.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  14. I'd eat more salad if salad had four legs and wore horseshoes.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  15. I'm not what women would call a "tall drink of water." You could say that I'm a tumbler full of water though, because I do gymnastics and I'm bloated.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  16. I once played a part in my parents' divorce, so I guess you can say I know a bit about theatre.

    By PalmerTirrell,   
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  17. I live in The Moment. That's the name of my gated community.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  18. I sit on the face of danger.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  19. The Oxford dictionary defines Webster's dictionary as "a competing and lesser dictionary."

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  20. I stole a lead bib from my dentist's office today so now I can finally eat all those radioactive lobsters!

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 264 views

  21. I'm still living off the money from my epic bar mitzvah heist.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  22. Did you know you can swear as much as you want in international waters?

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  23. I just don't get it! You never wanna see our motel room under black lights and yet that's what I'm paying the big bucks for at glow in the dark bowlin

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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    • 293 views

  24. Before anyone congratulates Scott on his 500th studio episode, I'd like to point out that he hasn't hosted all of them, and is, in reality, a fraud.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 367 views

  25. Do mandroids cream on electric teets?

    By Shampoodler,
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