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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I love a good Dad joke! Like, my Dad left when I was 7, then showed up at my wedding and asked me for $5k. Ha! Funny guy!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  2. Hang on man; all joking aside, this still water makes for a good song, brother.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  3. I leave words out sentences, giving me sufficient to attack betters

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. I'll scratch your back, if you keep scratching that record Mr. DJ.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. Roses are red, violets are blue. This rhyming scheme is hack so go fuck yourself.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. The only bad discount I'm aware of is if you make fun of Dracula. Dis that Count and he'll probably bite you.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Now Transformers can use any bathroom they want to, thanks a lot Obamtimus Prime.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Back in my day, a milkman was literally made of milk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. The world is darkness we are but lost souls wandering its desolate landscape. Wait, why is this catchphrase giving me a boner.

    By Frenchfries,
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  10. The big error was wrong

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. Move over John 3:16, here comes me 4:69!

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Choosy mothers choose Jif. Sorry, I meant "Jeff." That's my New Zealand accent coming through. Anyway, your moms are all fucking Jeff.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  13. Life is but a lightly-jogging shadow (this quote has been updated to meet new federal guidelines on fitness.)

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  14. I have no Doubt, sir. But there are many other Meryl Streep movies to choose from.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  15. I'm not constipated I just bit off a little more than I could poo

    By Atom Levine,
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  16. Grew out my pubes until I could braid them into dreadlocks, now I call my dick lil wang

    By Atom Levine,
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  17. I have some serious reservations about Indian Law

    By Atom Levine,
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  18. that Southern belle sure had a big dong

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Life could be a dream, sweetheart. So I'm sorry, we can't make love until Christopher Nolan answers my question about the end of inception.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. I don't know, I feel like if you called it the "John Lydon Apple Orchard" You'd do a lot more business.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. The paint on the sunset set needs to set so don't bump it during your set. I was upset from the onset that you might bump this whole set of sets I set

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Back in my day, "bitcoin" was what you found inside a piece of birthday cake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Why can't throat lozenges ever be salty instead of sweet?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. In Japan, you can only refer to a person as "honey" if they are actually made of honey

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Show us your hotdogs! (TM)

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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