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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I have less debt than Kanye West, more debt than Garry Marshall, and a bag full of jelly beans. It's a great day.

    By angryrose,   
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  2. If you’re not part of the solution it’s probably because you’re not soluble, most humans aren’t

    By Crumpet Snatcher,
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  3. I've got 99 problems and being a cyborg sent from the future to annihilate the human race is totally not one of them!

    By mikethehuman,
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  4. The Legal Doctrine of Heynong Man [Full Catchphrase in attached submission]

    By Where the Hell is my Danish?,   
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  5. Kings, Lords, & valiant knights from across the seven kingdoms all tried to win her hand, but only the purrrrrrrr of heart Kitty Princess would marry.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  9. Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  10. No ninos en la canasta!

    By crazy_carl,
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  11. Not using the title as the subject ftw.

    By JonHendle,   
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  12. "Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Cumfucious spray:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are hurdling towards the earth at 125 miles an hour with some weirdo strapped to your back.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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  15. bonobos thedge larry mullen senior's son adam clay two thousand pounds klingon fluency and gender deficiency

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. lamedrop your way into the complicated folds of your dream lovers life the easy way - with incredulous pseudo intellectualisement

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. DVR'd Batman is the taped crusader.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Life begins at conception and ends in a West Texas hunting lodge

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  19. Aristophanes was right.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  20. How to program a simple reset in CBB: 10 Print "Heynong man!" / 20 goto 10 / RUN

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  21. I mean, come on. I literally caught her doing yoga in a yurt. But can I call her a yogurt? "No-OO-o!"

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  22. Bananas Foster? More like Bananas Adopt! These bananas are delicious!

    By CotterDaly,
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  23. Pet it, Jake - it's Vagina-town

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. When the surgery is finished you will be the first ever human being named Harriet to have 5 clavicle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. I don't care if the content is available for free, I'm illegally torrenting the podcast MOTHER

    By yodellingwalrus,
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