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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Celcome to Bomedy Wang Wang

    By Iceshackle,
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  2. Hey Cupid, I'll tell ya what I don't love. Being shot with arrows. Now get the hell out of here, ya little diapered freak.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Oh, you said "SPOIL yourself"... Well then, I'm going to treat myself to a new pair of pants.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. Guy Fawkes' beard and mustache spread into a reddish fur as his ears grew to a point. The gypsy's curse had come to fruition. He had become Fox-Guy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. If you love this, then you'll love my other testicle too!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  6. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! Supporting Hollywood Hand Book since 2012!

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  7. 15 years ago, we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no hope, no cash, and a Steve Jobs zombie feasting on human brains.

    By EricWeaver,
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  8. Nobody could've guessed we'd end up with such a huge surplus of fresh pasta, except maybe the driver of that fresh pasta truck we robbed by mistake

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. An albino rhino visited the gyno. Turns out it's a UTI.

    By HunterFinden,
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  10. A bird in Japan is worth President Bush

    By HunterFinden,
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  11. Hand my that bong so I can put it on my shlong.

    By HunterFinden,
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  12. I'll never forget the clip clop clippity clop sounds of those hooves pulverizing my grandpas corpse, but man could that horse tap dance.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. There's something about having great sex that just seems to put me in the mood.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Despite my best efforts, I can't find the story of Jack and the Beanstalk anywhere in this bible

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. We need to stop the needless slaughtering of dolphins. Fuck humans. We're all c****

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Don't you hate it when you let your neighbor borrow one of your tools and then he catches you jerking off on one of his more attractive garden gnomes?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king, but more importantly, he is the reigning hide-and-seek champion since the great Eye-Gouge of '76.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me a hollowed out block of moldy cheese filled with his pubic hair and pencil shavings.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Our Mortal Kombat cosplay group has a Sub-Zero tolerance policy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Alright you ancient Chinese philosopher, how about a little less "Confucius say" and a little more Confucius splay

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Boy, for a company with Mickey Mouse as their mascot Disneyland sure did not like my backpack full of rats.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Though they failed to overthrow their warlord dictator, History will not soon forget the brave fighters of the Dance Dance Revolution.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Professor plumbers butt

    By TimmyLarson,
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  24. modern country music actually makes me a little bit aroused. Sorry spice girls, there's new content in the spank bank now

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Well, Dabney, let me see. Without guarantee of secrecy, you'd pretty much be dead to me. Theoretically my enemy! And I pray that this will never be.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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