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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When you’ve seen one shopping complex with interconnecting walkways, you’ve seen a mall.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  2. Hey North West, Kanye says it’s past your bedtime.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. I did a backflip on roller skates and then sucker punched my dad in his tits. I don't need his bullshit. I'm the roller skate king now old man. Deuces

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. She couldn't mask her uncontrolled lust directed at the oozing glaze dripping onto his gluten free donut.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. Seattle! Really excited about this one. Wait. One...One Washington Lane. The next clue is at the Space Needle!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  6. No, I will not jump for Joy...that bitch can't tell me what to do.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  7. ​ Not sure what to do about those tossed salads and scrambled eggs that are callin again? Easy - put them on the blocked call list, ya dumb doy-doy!

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  8. ​ Happy National Missing Children's Day, everyone! Do you know where your children are? If you are here, God only knows what your offspring are like a

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  9. ​ I visited Seattle Grace Hospital today. They swiftly called the police when I asked to take a peek at Grey's anatomy.

    By The Mohel-velous Mr. Mazel Tov,
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  10. big chief need teepee for his um-hole

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Secret pass code!

    By Chask'eLindgren,
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  12. If I had a Hammer...I'd be only two MCs shy of a hip-hop tool box.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Some consider it rude to call a sexy older woman a "cougar." The preferred term is "Mellencamp."

    By EricWeaver,
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  14. For it's 1, 2, 3 strikes, you're out at the ol' bowling alley.

    By EricWeaver,
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  15. when something singular occurs in this reality, i respond thusly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. "Those there? Well, those are monkey brains. They've been there since poor little George was introduced to Benjamin Button."

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. If a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....then two in the pink is most CERTAINLY worth one in the stink.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  18. In Soviet Russia, Saks Fifth Avenue isn't allowed inside Winona Ryder

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I identify as male but, thanks to McDonald's, my breasts have a different idea

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. Don't worry, this is definitely Scott Aukerman and I have DEFINITELY not been switched with an alien who is still figuring out how human speech works

    By hollycheezeburgers,
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  21. "See me after school young man!" She said jokingly. We all laughed since Bobby was Mrs. Murphy's son, and they lived together. Also he was blind.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Have a holly jolly Christmas, actually, on second thought, go fuck yourself

    By hollycheezeburgers,
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  23. One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready now turn to the person directly to your right and go to second base with them

    By hollycheezeburgers,
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  24. those tumblr posts of simpsons quotes i think denote a poet. if he keeps it up he'll win the World Cup for Greatness, man I just know it!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. You wake up late for school, man, you don't want to go. You ask your mom please, but she says you're her youngest of six kids and she doesn't care.

    By AlexDavis,
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