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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I choose progress over perfection when it comes to the erectile dysfunction of my erection.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  2. Where there’s a will there’s a way to make your death look like an accident to the insurance company.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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    • 230 views

  3. All’s well that ends well unless your Baby Jessica.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  4. Leave six inches for Jesus and three for my penis.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  5. This is my Chris Steak House. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

    By Ruth,
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  6. In the name of the son and the father and my crush on Drew Tarver, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  7. Greetings and salutations, please prepare for your beatings and evaluations!

    By Lord Penrose,
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  8. Happy Kappy had a Flappy Bappy, but he fell into a ditch.

    By Lord Penrose,
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  9. This episode is brought to you by Square tables. Did you know you spend a third of your life at a table? So make your table a square table, and I'll see you never at the box office!

    By BroNoBros,
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    • 166 views

  10. The early bird gets the perm here at Perms For Worms

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  11. We're going on a bear hunt we're gonna get brutally mauled

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  12. The two twenty two train tore through my butthole

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  13. A tush in the hand is worth two in the bush

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  14. You can lead a horse to water but you can't legally fuck it in 48 states.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  15. Up or off, if there's a beatin' needed I'm leading with my left...

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. There are two "D's" in Wednesday. One of them Pugsley's.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. Tuesdays just don't go to fast.. Wednesdays, Thursdays never pass... Fridays never seem to last... It's Monday, I'm on a Podcast.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. A bird in hand is worth about ten nights in county jail.

    By Scam Elliot,
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    • 310 views

  19. Drew Carey Drew Tarver by the Seashore.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  20. Eunuchs: notoriously hard to beat.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  21. I want “an Albert” in the streets, but “an Al” in the bed.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  22. Give a man a catfish, he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to catfish, he’ll ruin lonely people’s self-esteem and credit score for a lifetime.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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  23. One if by hand, two if I’m kneeling, three if you manage to spew on the ceiling.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  24. I'm Scott Soccermom, and I would like to spend the next hour telling you why I absolutely hate the post office and internet ordered mattreses

    By the constant pardner,
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  25. If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gumdrops, we’d all have type two diabetes.

    By AtOfficialGwynethPaltrow,
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