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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. We built this city, we built this city on top of some black mold and now the children are sick.

    By buttermetwice,
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  2. And laying his finger aside of his nose; He cried 'help me out, man, Santa needs his blow'

    By mkoyama,
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  3. If tits and butts were dicks and nuts we'd all have a hairy christmas.

    By mkoyama,
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  4. Old King Cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he until that painful vail of reality began to overshadow his dementia

    By buttermetwice,
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  5. It was at the moment Debra uttered "later gator" to her coworker, she realized 40 years had passed her by.

    By buttermetwice,
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  6. God made dirt and dirt don't hurt but God also made rocks and they do hurt.

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  7. Sure Harry Potter was a good wizard but was he a good father?

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  8. Tomato, potato they are all fruits to me.

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  9. Went to the dog park today. It was alright.

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  10. Jim Jim and Spritle averted gaze from Speed for they knew their secrets were out of the trunk... GO speed racer go!

    By buttermetwice,
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  11. It's easy to be a cock eyed optimist! Who wouldn't be an optimist with cocks for eyes!

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  12. Scott Aukerman more like Squat Aukerman! Glutes are looking great bro!

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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  13. If a rolling stone gathers no moss then how come Keith Richard's selling his lichen collection on eBay?

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. If I was you and you were me then what I'm about to do wouldn't be illegal in 47 states at least

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. I like bagged nuts and I cannot lie, you other squirrels can deny

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. I've heard of a smart phone but a smart choice? Doesn't sound like something that'd interest me.

    By SideofMcG,
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  17. You make me feel, you make me feel like a natural enema

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. There once was a man from Nantucket, it's not that kind of show...

    By ryanohryanetc,
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  19. Oakland, land of Oaks. We're out of trees, the name is a joke. Concrete-city is more apropos, 'tis a pity no trees can grow

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. You can tell by all the streamers, the piñata and the pin-the-tail on the donkey that California knows how to party.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. less wiping more diaping

    By Atom Levine,
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  22. Bay Area where you at? Let me hear you! Make some noise! My reception is bad, you need to speak up. I'll just call you back later.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Home again in the Golden state with it's magical seashore,awe-inspiring peaks,serene desert & towering redwoods.So many places to hide a dead hooker

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. I like to take the udders inside me, then fart ...you know - the perverse cowgirl

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Well, if that don't beat all! Excuse me -- if that DOESN'T beat all.

    By Hot Dog,
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