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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. But soft! what light through yonder window breaks? In America, we call it a molotov cocktail.

    By AlexSalcido,
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  2. I'm not Jewish, but I make a mean knish and I'm glad Hitler's dead

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  3. Crank it, Yo!

    By Max Power,
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  4. I live in a vacuum, which is murder on my allergies, but you should see my collection of lint balls & pennies

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. Hello Porkins my old friend, I've come to watch you die again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. It’s raining cats and dogs and PETA is pissed as fuck

    By BradDer,
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  7. 18 years ago a gypsy told me I'd have a son and now you're saying it's pronounced "girlfriend," not "gypsy?"

    By BradDer,
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  8. Down by the bay, where the watermelons grow, the sea levels are rising so we need to address carbon emissions

    By BradDer,
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  9. I'd like to solve the puzzle. Piece with the little weird round part goes into the piece with the half-circle curvy part,the one with a straight edge.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Electric Company. Water Works. Boardwalk. Reading Railroad. And other places I've masturbated.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Pigeons are God's way of saying "Here. Here's a bird. Hope you like it. It's not a fish. It's a bird. Have a nice day"

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Screw hard work; If you squint just right you can turn any 10 dollar bill into a hundo. The trick is to blur the zero with your tears

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Saturday, in the park, I think it was September 11th

    By Xandar1977,
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  14. A tisket, a tasket, gravity attracts it... who am I?

    By Treyzinets,
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  15. Follow me on Twitter, @Koolguy321. I'm incorgible, or dumb. Who knows really?

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  16. I don't get it, I can look for a pet at an animal shelter and that's cool, but I look for a date at a women's shelter and all of a sudden I'm the bad

    By Roobstickles,
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  17. Look before ways before you pick your nose

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  18. It’s a combination Taco Bell/KFC/H&R Block/Babies’R’Us/apple orchard/funeral home/zero gravity chamber/opium den, but it’s mostly an opium den.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  19. I got my girlfriend a birthday gift. She hated it. Now I am in rehab because even my hallucinations of a girlfriend find me annoying.

    By MithunanGnanodayan,
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  20. No one ever laid on their deathbed and thought "I wish I would have spent more time mastering the Macarana."

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  21. Hey, that guy stole my public audible declaration!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. It's no use crying over spilt milk, unless you squirt a 9-ft milk stream from your tear ducts to break the Guinness World Record held by Ilker Yilmaz.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  23. Zipperus Uppus before you Erectus Protrubus, Harry, this isn't House Stuffinyor mate!

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. He never said why he did it, but that Dwight could sure suck one hell'uva chode.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
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  25. I love $5, but I don't like characters in movies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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