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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Let's see if this clever ruse works: Kulap is the most beautiful girl in the world and boy does that Aukerman fella give Clooney a run for his money

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 636 views

  2. I don't think people would've taken Martin Luther King Jr. as serious if his name had been Martin Burger King Whoppers Jr.

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 380 views

  3. Scott Aukerman more like Squat Aukerman...Glutes are looking Great bro

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
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    • 330 views

  4. What's up Squat Dog! Glutes are looking great bro!

    By Dr.Mike_Toilet,
    • 0 replies
    • 363 views

  5. There's more than one way to skin a cat, but no one has yet taught Mittens to do her darn taxes.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 0 replies
    • 473 views

  6. Fish and visitors smell after three days, so please tell your mother to stop packing her suitcase with trout.

    By Dead_Armadillos,   
    • 0 replies
    • 440 views

  7. "I am the one who knocks on heaven's door" says Heisenberg Dylan

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 500 views

  8. What are you complaining about, Native Americans? At least you didn't get the small-cocks blankets we sent to the Japanese

    By Pure Guava,
    • 2 replies
    • 478 views

  9. Now who will starch and goffer the pleated linens?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  10. The fact that there's entire farms dedicated to squeezing cow boobs is blowing my mind

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 394 views

  11. Say hello to the new boss, the same as the old boss, up to and including his actual skin (Skin suits emote power in the boardroom)

    By Pure Guava,
    • 0 replies
    • 466 views

  12. You better check yourself before you go fuck yourself.

    By The Vagina Mongoloid,
    • 0 replies
    • 358 views

  13. We are a Revolution. We are a Legion. We are the Future. We are the Pony Brony Show-ny Jabronies.

    By DilboSkwisgaar,
    • 0 replies
    • 479 views

  14. Herman Munster invented a famous cheese, maybe you've heard of it, Frankendickcheese?

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 351 views

  15. Whether you like it or not, this catchphrase has been chosen.

    By BrendanJames_94946,   
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  16. If you think being the mayor of Duck's Bill, Manitoba is just a part-time job, think again

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 319 views

  17. I came here for shirts and shoes, and I expect to be served. Judging by that sign on your door, I am shit outta luck

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 359 views

  18. Now that we've found our pants, only one mystery remains: How do we get them down from that power line?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  19. Happy Canine Mother's Day bitches.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 428 views

  20. Face/Off should have had a tense standoff where both characters are threatening to cut the nose off the other's face

    By Bronson Magnifico,
    • 0 replies
    • 360 views

  21. Carabiners are the hottest trend in tinseltown, and have we got a deal for you!

    By Ribs,
    • 0 replies
    • 502 views

  22. Visibility is good on the interstate, not so good for Yahoo's "Inner Space".

    By Ribs,
    • 0 replies
    • 484 views

  23. Foghorn Leghorn will be joining us today, don't call the cops.

    By Ribs,
    • 0 replies
    • 527 views

  24. "Well, I'm runnin' down the road tryin' to loosen my load..." Take it easy there, Eagles - that's the filthiest thing I've ever heard!

    By J-Roc,
    • 0 replies
    • 368 views

  25. If you can buy a gravy boat, then why can't I enlist in the Gravy Navy?

    By J-Roc,
    • 0 replies
    • 376 views
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