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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Legal Doctrine of Heynong Man [Full Catchphrase in attached submission]

    By Where the Hell is my Danish?,   
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  2. Kings, Lords, & valiant knights from across the seven kingdoms all tried to win her hand, but only the purrrrrrrr of heart Kitty Princess would marry.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Feral wolves roam these hills, indeed. But it is not the beasts you should be afraid of, boy, for the true horror is acid reflux. Here's a TUMS.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Behold the mighty pickle baron, lording over us all from upon yonder hill...I knew him when he was just a young punk with a barrel of cucumbers

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. If Philip Seymour Hoffman were reincarnated, would he in fact come back as a refill? (Re-Phil)

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  6. Knock three times on the ceiling if you love me. Let me make you a drink if the answer is no.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  7. No ninos en la canasta!

    By crazy_carl,
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  8. Not using the title as the subject ftw.

    By JonHendle,   
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  9. "Cut yourself some slack" would be my go-to joke if I were a hangman.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 417 views

  10. Cumfucious spray:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Minds, like parachutes, only function when they are hurdling towards the earth at 125 miles an hour with some weirdo strapped to your back.

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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    • 448 views

  12. lamedrop your way into the complicated folds of your dream lovers life the easy way - with incredulous pseudo intellectualisement

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. DVR'd Batman is the taped crusader.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 387 views

  14. Life begins at conception and ends in a West Texas hunting lodge

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. Aristophanes was right.

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  16. How to program a simple reset in CBB: 10 Print "Heynong man!" / 20 goto 10 / RUN

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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  17. I mean, come on. I literally caught her doing yoga in a yurt. But can I call her a yogurt? "No-OO-o!"

    By Benicio Del Bore-O,
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    • 452 views

  18. Bananas Foster? More like Bananas Adopt! These bananas are delicious!

    By CotterDaly,
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  19. Pet it, Jake - it's Vagina-town

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 453 views

  20. When the surgery is finished you will be the first ever human being named Harriet to have 5 clavicle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. bonobos thedge larry mullen senior's son adam clay two thousand pounds klingon fluency and gender deficiency

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 724 views

  22. I don't care if the content is available for free, I'm illegally torrenting the podcast MOTHER

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 379 views

  23. Dead Beat Dad Beats Dead Dad's Meat

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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    • 714 views

  24. "The Duchess Of Salami Island"? Well, it's your album to title, Kanye.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is still putting on its pants. So let that be a lesson to all you truthies out there

    By thundarthelibrarian,
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