New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I guess you could say I'm a guy who's heavy into bee slavery. You can't ban everything, eBay.

   By Kevinpalooza, January 21, 2014
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2. This is way above your pay grade ya dopes!

   By Jake Dingus, January 21, 2014
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   • January 21, 2014

3. A show where we shout things!

   By jackstar7, January 20, 2014
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4. Me? Probably? No no, I'm die hard Antibably.

   By travisdunsmuir, January 20, 2014
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5. Aquaman does NOT control 71% of the earth's surface. Water owes no fealty to the Atlantean throne, you dum-dums!

   By Skeevins, January 20, 2014
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   • January 22, 2014

6. I used to wreck bitches, then my insurance rate shot through the roof, NO MORE OF THAT BABIEEEEEE!!!

   By Jake Dingus, January 19, 2014
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7. Man, I got mad cheese and I spend it on ice. It's weird that my grocery store has that cheese/ice exchange policy.

   By TheSmallMan, January 18, 2014
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   • January 18, 2014

8. We have a special announcement before this week's catchphrase

   By Ska Tacoman, January 18, 2014
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   • January 18, 2014

9. How many clowns can you fit inside a woman? We're about to find out. Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang.

   By Scotty Veto, January 17, 2014
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10. 15 minutes could save you...

    By File Under Anglophile, January 17, 2014   

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11. If you like bagels, you're in luck! They still exist!

    By travisdunsmuir, January 17, 2014
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12. Fingerprints?

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 17, 2014
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    • January 17, 2014

13. The secret to any good salad is starting with good lettuce.

    By elysiumjohn, January 17, 2014
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    • January 17, 2014

14. I was born and raised in Dick City and with many Dicks I will play.

    By SaladJesseRapheal, January 16, 2014
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    • January 16, 2014

15. Got any cheese? I'm making spaghetti!

    By chodes, January 16, 2014
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    • January 16, 2014

16. One man's ear hair..

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 15, 2014
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    • January 15, 2014

17. Hello Doctor!

    By boardsandrec.com, January 15, 2014
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    • January 15, 2014

18. I know what you're thinking. Did I fire two comedy bullets or just one? (cont'd)

    By Skeevins, January 15, 2014
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    • January 15, 2014

19. If you want to destroy my sweater, please don't it was a gift and I really enjoy it

    By StephenMiner, January 15, 2014
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    • January 15, 2014

20. A lot of people tell me that I don't use-hyphens correctly.

    By travisdunsmuir, January 14, 2014
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21. As proud as candlewax and as viscous as a drenched militia hopping loftily eastward in the autumn

    By BLOOOR, January 14, 2014
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    • January 14, 2014

22. Take a moment to appreciate the beauty that surrounds you. Now look back at me. HAHA!...I just stole your wallet, fuck face.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals, January 14, 2014
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23. This catchphrase wouldn't succeed even it was dropped into an over-stocked granary with a functioning vacuum cleaner nailed to both hands

    By KrangkaDelic, January 14, 2014
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24. Welcome to the Most Delicious Sounding Last Name Hall of Fame 2014. This year's inductions: Jon Hamm, Mike Piazza & Timmy Toiletwater.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 14, 2014
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25. Welcome to an episode so funny Marilu Henner will forget to laugh.

    By Kevinpalooza, January 14, 2014
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    • January 14, 2014