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Okay so here's the thing...and the invisible woman is next to him you just can't see her

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you Lennons, give John Lennon AIDS.

Anything is explosive if you put your mine to it.

Just found out that MC stands for "master of ceremonies." That should be all the evidence I need to allow MC Hammer to officiate my funeral.

My palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy -- OH GOD I'M HAVING A STROKE

If this van's a rocking, go ahead and come a knocking. I invited Steven Tyler to play his solo work!

So Everybody Loves Raymond and Everybody Hates Chris? I'd like to see those two go mano e Romano.