Lamprey

If you're not scared, you're not paying attention. And if you're not paying attention, that means I've been paying for both of us. Well guess what, the free ride is over. Go be un-scared on your own dime, ya cheapskate.

Alias Smith & Jones's legal names were Jones & Smith. They simply swapped. Was that really worth making a show about?

If nobody's talking about the elephant in the room, it might be because the elephant has a sign around its neck that says "Voice-Activated Exploding Elephant."

A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down. But if it's Ipecac, it's coming up again, sugar and all.

Catchphrase-crafters to the crowned heads of Europe since 1438, with the Habsburgs gone we are pleased to offer our services to any old shithead with a web forum.