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If you think the Tardis is bigger on the inside, you should see my dick.

If you thought last week's episode was funny, you should see my dick.

I'm always ready for the big laugh to come whenever Horatio is put on the spot and he always delivers. I'd love for She-Hulk Hogan to pop up on CBB.

If you thought the new Ant-Man teaser was tiny, you should see my dick.

I used to work security at a place surrounded by group homes full of crazy people and such. So I once had an old deaf crazy lady throw a used diaper at me, a guy getting so drunk he called the cops on himself, a crazy dude memorizing the entire Hitler speeches in German and shouting them in the middle of the street daily, a crazy lady giving a dude a blowjob behind a Subway(the sandwhich place) the day after Christmas, oh and about four days ago a very drunk man wandered into my new security site offering me a job that it turns out is an actual real job worth fifty grand a year(which is a lot more than I make now). I might be able to record my voice with something or other, if anybody is actually interested in the stories(though I have a monotone so really you all could read my stories better than I could ever say them). Might have some other ones as well, if I think about it more. Those are just the ones that stand out.

I'd have thought the perfect name for a Comedy Bang Bang porno version would be Comedy Gang Bang.