RanRan

Hi guys, I'm pretty sure this was a good and funny episode but if I'm being TOTALLY honest I'm not 100% sure about that because I was listening in my car with the windows down and a cute homeless guy yelled that he loved me and I got super distracted thinking about what our babies will look like and didn't pay as much attention to the show as I should have but don't worry if I change my mind when I re-listen I'll come back and let you all know.

Dixon sux

Look man, I was IN New York on tour and I said this on the forum so it's only your own fault that you don't get to be friends with me like I am with Mean Detective, A Bear, and that guy Lydon or maybe Lyndon I don't remember which but he didn't like it when you called him the wrong one. Hey, great podcast this week!

cuckoo 4 loko puffs, is that a joke or can it be somehow?

fuck dixon

Wow, I really don't know if I feel comfortable answering that question publicly. That's really personal, and I'm not sure why you'd want to pry into my life like that. But yes.

Hey guest. A middle school class that I teach met for the first time today. There is a student in it named Kush. What the fuck, right?

Hey jerkoff, Why are you allowed on the show? If your parents finally let you get a pet but they said it "can't be bigger than a six-pack of beer" what kind of pet would you get and what would you name it? What's your favorite kind of gum? Have a great day, RanRan

Good job this is correct, I like you Keegan even though your name is Keegan. Another thing I liked was in the ad when Sean said he was my friend. That made me feel nice.

What the fuck, Pete One time I didn't see the Dillinger Escape Plan in concert but I was hanging out in their green room until I got kicked out just because I didn't know anyone in the band or have permission to be there but before that I stole one of their picks and on it it said Dillinger Escape Pick. DILLINGER ESCAPE PICK. Nuh uh. @mwn good posts do u want to be friends? just send me your routing and account numbers to prove u trust me and I will send u a certificate of friendship to verify for all the haters out there

Beyonce, Kirko Bangz, who's to say which one is more culturally significant? Unfortunately, Agata, I have some very bad news for you. Beyonce no longer lives in Texas. I know when you come home you're so excited to be in the same state as her, but it's just not true anymore. She lives in Rich People Land, CA -- yes, even richer than Houston -- with her millionaire husband and millionaire baby. She is also a millionaire herself. The upside to this is that you are in the same state as Beyonce RIGHT NOW! Unless she is somewhere else for some reason.

Please don't take Bun B away from Houston. What will they have left? Kirko Bangz? PS Bun B and I went to the same smoothie place this week, except I went to the one by my house and he went to the one by his house (in Houston) and also my smoothie sucked

I will sell Chanson's phone number to the highest bidder. Starts at $1. Go.

one bug no, wait, TWO bugs!

This is VERY disrespectful to Grace, mods pls remove

A guy on AV Club said he didn't like this episode because everyone was trying to do a bit, but he did like the fake Andrew call. Two questions here: 1.) Who else was even trying to do a bit? The one guy who kept saying "speak on that"? 2.) Why did I read the AV Club Podmass comments?

Read the whole forum and then read the whole RSS forum and then come back and probably keep making not great posts for a little while and then you'll get better and by that point there will be like 100 new people so you'll be considered part of the old guard and then you're golden

I haven't listened yet but

I agree, I think Keith is injured but I don't think anyone is getting medevaced because I think they would have teased that harder. I don't know who will go! Abi? Sure, why not.

grep agata's a babe

First say who you are and if I know you you HAVE to tell me and you can't use anything I say here against me

@Cody @Engineer Cody @Shitbird @Engineer Codyboy @whatever Pauly Shore was calling you IT'S PRONOUNCED EYE-OH-VEEN this + calling me a man = fight me, bro

Just finished a re-listen. Can someone clear something up for me? Hayes references the part they cut about Cheech and Chong (thank goodness, sounds pretty racist!) and says it seemed like Mike "thought Chong was an Asian guy." But Tommy Chong IS half Chinese. I'm sure that Hayes knows this, since he has probably spent a lot of time with Tommy Chong at various exclusive Hollywood parties, etc. So what is he trying to say here? I am legitimately confused and wondering if I am missing a joke. Yes, I am also a little drunk. So what? How's the saying go? "Vodka before beer before gin, that's when you know you're bound to win"?

Wow, thanks Ashley, this looks great. As you may be aware, I only eat sugar, so this fruit is going to be really good for me. Thanks for being so considerate of my diet!

Kimmi deserves to be dismissed from the game immediately for pronouncing coven "COE-ven" a la Mike Borchardt from American Movie.