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Oh, I somehow thought it was a play on that Pussy Galore reunion when all those people were like "No Neil, no deal!" because Neil Hagerty wasn't going to be there, even though he was in and out of the band kind of a lot when they were around in the first place, and before you're like "why is she making this post that no one will find funny or probably even understand, in reference to a post from several days ago," I want you to go to my profile, check out my like ratio, then come back and read the following: BECAUSE I CAN AFFORD TO. Anyway, grep!

I too am enjoying the Evil Dead tv show, even though I am a person who gets scared very easily, not as a joke but for real in my real life. The show is very difficult for me to watch. But it is also very funny. Anyway, Sean, just wanted to say it was very sweet of you to name that character Amanda Fisher after me. (This post makes more sense if you know that my name is very close to Amanda Fisher.) Box Angeles dude definitely made up his own "nickname," but his last name is Elder, so it's like boxelder/Box Elder, which is the name of a tree and a bug and a Pavement song and also a band from Nebraska a couple years ago.

You guys know this is the Hollywood Handbook forum, right? For people who like Hollywood Handbook?

Hi Brian! If you are reading this and also you are the one who made the t-shirt designs, I wanted to say GREAT JOB! They look great and I will definitely buy one. I hope you make enough money from this to buy some nice Nike apparel. Okay goodnight.

Hi Scuzzman. What is the scuzziest thing you've ever done? What entity would you contact on a Ouija board? Do you think your parents like you? Have a great day, RanRan

Yeah man, well, a girl I went to college with got on Buzzfeed for being very accomplished and good at her job and successfully obtaining a position in one of the arms of the company that deals with more serious news way 2 go Caroline

The Question Zone theme is very good. Can I get that as a ringtone? Chanson got more than enough attention from me last week.

Hey guys. Just drove back from the gym in my shitty Audi with custom plates. (Sorry, forgot to take a #gymselfie!) Wanted to wish everyone a Happy Halloween from me and my bff...you guessed it, Dreidel! Now I gotta chug this liter of Coke Zero before I make my dad take me back to the island on his boat, but I'm working on a great post for everyone later about why women shouldn't be allowed to drive trains. Have a great night, and drink a lot of pints of beer (preferably ones from Seattle!) but don't forget to wake up in time for Anglican services tomorrow.

For Halloween I'm being Chanson

Huh I guess you work with my brother. Maybe start asking everyone around you at work if they have a sister who likes Hollywood Handbook and eventually you will find him.

Yes, all my friends are jealous that I was on the same podcast as the Pope! Happy birthday, Valerie. I photoshopped this picture of what your birthday looked like in my dreams.

Please vote for me for Forum Homecoming Princess, I am old but not TOO old and I don't do improv and I'm pretty sure Anastasia Vigo likes me RanRan 4 FHP PS There's good news: I have a podcast! But there's bad news: it's not very funny. But there's more good news: it's not supposed to be funny so I am doing it exactly right!

Prediction: Angkor loses because they are all on the verge of death. Savage and Tasha agree to vote out Abi, finally. BUT Tasha realizes that if Abi goes, she is the weakest tribe member left and the next target. She conspires with Woo to vote out Savage: if she votes out Woo, she is always below Savage in the pecking order, but she knows that Woo will be loyal to her because he hates Abi and also is too dumb to lie about anything. (But still extremely handsome, love you Woo.) She and Woo vote out Savage. Will it happen? Probably not, but I'm going for that BOLD trophy, baby! You don't get there by playing it safe! I also really don't know who anyone on any of the other tribes is yet so I gotta stick with these four.

Wow, paging @Tim Treese and the #timsvlog team of lawyers...

Oh I thought you were talking about college. She went to college in Stevens Point I guess, which is where I'm from. Thank you for not taking this from me.

I was supposed to interview Syl Sylvain recently but he big timed me. PS Hayes isn't THAT tall.

Hold up did you go to UWSP?

Okay, the rules SPECIFICALLY STATE that you can choose from HDTGM, CBB, or Spontaneanation, so if any of you win I am alerting the authorities that you lied about reading the full terms and conditions.

Ha ha, I managed to fool ALL of you with my clever brain teaser! At no point did I say the snake was alive! No but there may or may not be a living snake in my house, idk

There is a snake in my house. It has slithered behind some furniture and now I can't see it. (Is it even still in my house? How will I be able to tell?) Any snake experts on the forum who can help me?

Okay, I think this like ratio discussion is getting a little out of hand. We all saw the list and understand who the best posters are, objectively, so let's get back to business. Anybody have a weird story about their dick?

Fight me, David

Wow. Thank you everyone. Have been aiming for a perfect 10 like ratio for a while now so it's great to finally be able to retire. Goodbye.

Too much posts this weekend, please be more considerate in the future and think before you post