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Posts posted by RanRan
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Dixon sux
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I'm also sad I haven't met in real life friends from here.
Look man, I was IN New York on tour and I said this on the forum so it's only your own fault that you don't get to be friends with me like I am with Mean Detective, A Bear, and that guy Lydon or maybe Lyndon I don't remember which but he didn't like it when you called him the wrong one.
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Hey, great podcast this week!
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cuckoo 4 loko puffs, is that a joke or can it be somehow?
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fuck dixon
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you teach a middle school class, but they haven't met each other until now?
Wow, I really don't know if I feel comfortable answering that question publicly. That's really personal, and I'm not sure why you'd want to pry into my life like that.
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But yes.
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Hey guest. A middle school class that I teach met for the first time today. There is a student in it named Kush.
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What the fuck, right?
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Hey jerkoff,
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Why are you allowed on the show?
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If your parents finally let you get a pet but they said it "can't be bigger than a six-pack of beer" what kind of pet would you get and what would you name it?
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What's your favorite kind of gum?
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Have a great day,
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RanRan
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I know what you're all thinking, and yes, it's me.. A new forum member. Long time Earwolfee but have never been a forumite. Upon hearing the "CBB the Movie" episode several months ago, featuring two dudes that I had never heard of before, my life was taken over by Hayes and Sean. I binged on RSS and HH (and spaghetti) until I had heard it all, much of it several times over. I have read the forums along with the episodes and I love what you all have done with the place. I would like to hang out in here with y'all because it looks like fun. I hope I can be accepted:
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My name is Keegan
I am 24
I am having red hair
I live in Kansas City
I am a hip hop head
Don't ask me about my car
I am a video game and movies nerd
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Should I take my shoes off?
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Good job this is correct, I like you Keegan even though your name is Keegan.
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Another thing I liked was in the ad when Sean said he was my friend. That made me feel nice.
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Anyway here's a song about the best city in Texas blah blah then it says Dallas
What the fuck, Pete
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One time I saw The Dillinger Escape Plan in concert, and then something about that band goes here
One time I didn't see the Dillinger Escape Plan in concert but I was hanging out in their green room until I got kicked out just because I didn't know anyone in the band or have permission to be there but before that I stole one of their picks and on it it said Dillinger Escape Pick. DILLINGER ESCAPE PICK. Nuh uh.
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@mwn good posts do u want to be friends? just send me your routing and account numbers to prove u trust me and I will send u a certificate of friendship to verify for all the haters out there
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beyonce?!?!?
Beyonce, Kirko Bangz, who's to say which one is more culturally significant?
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Unfortunately, Agata, I have some very bad news for you. Beyonce no longer lives in Texas. I know when you come home you're so excited to be in the same state as her, but it's just not true anymore. She lives in Rich People Land, CA -- yes, even richer than Houston -- with her millionaire husband and millionaire baby. She is also a millionaire herself. The upside to this is that you are in the same state as Beyonce RIGHT NOW! Unless she is somewhere else for some reason.
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Please don't take Bun B away from Houston. What will they have left? Kirko Bangz?
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PS Bun B and I went to the same smoothie place this week, except I went to the one by my house and he went to the one by his house (in Houston) and also my smoothie sucked
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I will sell Chanson's phone number to the highest bidder. Starts at $1. Go.
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one bug
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no, wait, TWO bugs!
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Seriously. Soup can be hilarious. you guys every seen this one?
This is VERY disrespectful to Grace, mods pls remove
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A guy on AV Club said he didn't like this episode because everyone was trying to do a bit, but he did like the fake Andrew call. Two questions here:
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1.) Who else was even trying to do a bit? The one guy who kept saying "speak on that"?
2.) Why did I read the AV Club Podmass comments?
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hey i think i want to be all like on the forums now, after hearing all these involved people and their VERY FUNNY contributions to the podcast. what's up with that? how do i get involved? i like the podcast very much and i want to be as funny as the other contributors. how happens that? do i need to take some UCB brigadiers courses or something? i took 101 but like i don't feel that much funnier.... i'm okay with spending a lot of time on here but i just haven't done that yet. should i be checking in here all the time? how regularly should i be checking in? i'm very funny. i'd like to share my funniness with sean and hayes. and like chanson and shit. what's the deal? anyone wanna fill me in?
shit i hate doing this but like i think sean and hayes are funny. and you guys do too? a lot of other people do not.
Read the whole forum and then read the whole RSS forum and then come back and probably keep making not great posts for a little while and then you'll get better and by that point there will be like 100 new people so you'll be considered part of the old guard and then you're golden
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I haven't listened yet but
@Cody @Engineer Cody @Shitbird @Engineer Codyboy @whatever Pauly Shore was calling you
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this + calling me a man = fight me, bro
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I agree, I think Keith is injured but I don't think anyone is getting medevaced because I think they would have teased that harder.
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I don't know who will go! Abi? Sure, why not.
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agata's a babe
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Hey guys you all seem like cool close family that I want a part in. How do I get fun like you? It's my first time.
First say who you are and if I know you you HAVE to tell me and you can't use anything I say here against me
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@Cody @Engineer Cody @Shitbird @Engineer Codyboy @whatever Pauly Shore was calling you
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this + calling me a man = fight me, bro
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Just finished a re-listen. Can someone clear something up for me? Hayes references the part they cut about Cheech and Chong (thank goodness, sounds pretty racist!) and says it seemed like Mike "thought Chong was an Asian guy." But Tommy Chong IS half Chinese. I'm sure that Hayes knows this, since he has probably spent a lot of time with Tommy Chong at various exclusive Hollywood parties, etc. So what is he trying to say here? I am legitimately confused and wondering if I am missing a joke. Yes, I am also a little drunk. So what? How's the saying go? "Vodka before beer before gin, that's when you know you're bound to win"?
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Wow, thanks Ashley, this looks great. As you may be aware, I only eat sugar, so this fruit is going to be really good for me. Thanks for being so considerate of my diet!
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Kimmi deserves to be dismissed from the game immediately for pronouncing coven "COE-ven" a la Mike Borchardt from American Movie.
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EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend
in Hollywood Handbook
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Hi guys, I'm pretty sure this was a good and funny episode but if I'm being TOTALLY honest I'm not 100% sure about that because I was listening in my car with the windows down and a cute homeless guy yelled that he loved me and I got super distracted thinking about what our babies will look like and didn't pay as much attention to the show as I should have but don't worry if I change my mind when I re-listen I'll come back and let you all know.