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RanRan

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  1. Hi Erin.

     

    1.) what's the longest you've gone without showering? did you get gross or nah?

     

    2.) what kind of mileage your car get?

     

    3.) how's it going?

     

    4.) I'm at a bar and there's a lady with an eyepatch here. what's a good joke about eyepatches to tell her? I'm thinking maybe something playing on how it sounds kinda like "iPad" but idk it's your call really.

     

    Sincerely,

     

    RanRan

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  2. A Bear is wonderful and you should all meet and hang out with him. Terrific in his human form, maybe even better as a bear.

     

    I didn't get a picture so you'll just have to trust me but he didn't even wear a funny t shirt, if you can believe that!

     

    Ok if anybody knows how late you can buy beer in Princeton NJ I know four people who would be keenly interested to know.

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  3. No love for New Orleans? Also, which Saves the Day songs do you guys do?

    That's correct, we hate New Orleans. Fuck that place! You think just cause you're a very fun and beautiful city with lots of cool stuff I gotta like you? Well, you thought wrong, New Orleans.

     

    We play all the best Saves the Day songs but we put our own "spin" on them so they might sound a little different and you might not recognize them.

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  4. Hey Handbook Heads, I'm headed out on tour in a few days and I'm going to a bunch of places I've never been before. If anybody in a city where I don't know anyone wants to come see my band, I will happily put you on the guest list. And if I can't do that, I will buy you a beer or something...IF you can pass my test to see if you are a TRUE FAN!

     

    (jk please come hang out with me, it'd be great to meet some of y'all)

     

    Dates behind this spoiler tag, don't click if you don't wanna get spoiled!

     

     

    ZOLTARS TOUR 2015

    Friday 5.29 Austin @ Beerland w/ Xetas, James Arthur's Manhunt, Endless Youth

    Saturday 5.30 Ft. Worth @ Lola?s Saloon w/ War Party, Panic Volcanic, Concrete Robot

    Sunday 5.31 Little Rock, AK @ Stickyz w/ Open Fields, The Uh Huhs, GG Earth

    Monday 6.1 Nashville, TN @ The End w/ Faux Ferocious, Step Sisters

    Tuesday 6.2 Asheville, NC @ Tiger Mountain w/TBA

    Wednesday 6.3 Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter w/ Decide by Friday

    Thursday 6.4 NYC @ Union Pool w/ Painted Zeros, Savants

    Friday 6.5 Philadelphia, PA @ Kung Fu Necktie w/ Night Windows, Pilkington, The Deadeyes

    Saturday 6.6 WPRB in-studio (Princeton)

    Sunday 6.7 Cleveland, OH @ Happy Dog w/ Sleeping Bag

    Monday 6.8 Detroit, MI @ PJ?s Lager House w/ Dead Waves, Lemix J. Buckley

    Tuesday 6.9 Chicago, IL @ Schubas w/ The Man, Spike and The Sweet Spots

    Wednesday 6.10 Bloomington, IN @ Bishop Bar w/ Frankie and The Witch Fingers

    Thursday 6.11 St. Louis, MO @ Heavy Anchor w/ Karen Meat & the Computer, Bagheera

    Friday 6.12 Memphis @ Murphy?s w/ Switchblade Kid, Wray

     

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  5. Are we doing Instagrams? You guys can follow me @ranrangram IF YOU ARE AN ADULT. Let me be perfectly clear about this: if you are a child, you may NOT follow me on Instagram. Personally, I don't really think you should be on Instagram at all, but that's up to your parents. All I can tell you is that you do not have permission to follow me.

     

    PS If I don't follow you back don't take it personally, it's just that you seemed like your posts would probably be really boring.

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  6. This was great. I laughed many times. Good job to all involved. btw Bang is a great, funny name for a comedian, very prescient choice by Mr. and Mrs. Rodgeman on that one, how did they know he'd be on Comedy Bang Bang one day? Also did Hayes play "B.O.B." by Outkast because it says Bang's name so much in that song or because it says part of the name of the podcast in the song or both? Anyway, enjoyed it very much and I see a bright future ahead for all of these people.

     

    EDIT: Or maybe just because he knew it would be so entertaining to listen to the song while staring at Dixon's gif?

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  7. I'm sure it's difficult to talk or even think about, but I strongly feel that the story of Hayes Xing Sean into having sex with a doll (from the Nick Wiger episode) needs to be included.

     

    Also everything everybody else said.

     

    Maybe you're asking the wrong people? Maybe ask the people who don't really like the show and only think some parts of it are funny and good, instead of all of it.

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