Reasons for suicide:
Lifelong fan of Thelma and Louise but cannot find self a "Thelma" or "Louise"; will drive into Grand Canyon alone.
Completed 500+ puzzle Master Sudoku book and am unable to take Sudoku Mastery any further.
Discovered my spirit animal was a Carolina Nighthawk, but am diagnosed an ornithophobe.
There is no footware corrective enough for my needs.
The wind seemed dismissive of me as I welcomed its cooling embrace.
Lifetime ban from Chili's.