i could eat a hundred years...

[i could eat a hundred years...]

..but that wouldn't be healthy.

[This bird of mine be moltin'/ To the tunes of Michael Bolton/ And it may be rather joltin' / But it's a totally acceptable practice.]

*clap*

[A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!]

A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!

[Space pants are just like regular pants only in space!]

Paaaaaannnnntssssss innnnnnnn spaaaaaaaaace!

[i want a banana. no not that banana! hannahs banana!]

i want a banana. no not that banana! hannahs banana!

[Say Voldemort 3 times and your bread]

i like it. hope you get picked!

[If dinosaurs are so cool, why don't you ever see them driving fancy cars to fancy bars?]

so is this what your talking about? this isnt like a joke right? but just fun to say?

[Easy come, easy go. Easy come back, you forgot your mittens!]

i get them to easy come all the time. am I right ladies?

[Not a catchphrase, but a message to fellow catchphrase posters.]

cool! I just signed up to post! these ideas will really help me out!