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    Travolta in crip-face so bad it's hard to find it offensive. He throws every stereotype trait about having a learning impairment into his performance. His character and the character he's stalking are both so creepy and dislikable you're not sure who you're meant to root for. His friend seems to think it's perfectly okay to give him celebrities' addresses even though she knows his obsessive then no-one checks in on him. There's a dead maid in the garden that no-one notices for half the film. Plus, random drawings included between scenes that are not reference at all in the main plot

     

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    June asked for dish of the Queen's Hubby Philip. Oh boy. Prince Philip is infamous in Britain for his 'blunt' often racist gaffes of which there are many. While touring a school, he once looked into a circuit box and said it looked like 'a bloody Indian put it in. He also joked that a bunch of British students in China would 'get slitty eyes' is they stayed too long. His history is amazing too. His Dad was King of Greece but got deposed, leaving Philip more ore less penniless and bouncing from one rich relative to another. His parents divorced basically because his mum was deaf and no-one bothered to learn sign language, she later became a nun. While staying in Venice as a teen, he owned his own gondola and would regularly row young ladies back home after p[arties and take the chance to get off with them. 

    The latest story regarding him happen a month ago when he drove his Range Rover into another car outside their country estate and injured the driver and her child. 

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    I am sad and disturbed to realise this is the second HDTGM movie involved with my sexual awakening as a child. The first was Garbage Pail Kids where I got strange 'belly tingles' for the villain. Now I remember sitting to watch the first Look Who's Talking with my parents and the opening credits being a lot of sperm swimming towards an egg. I looked at my Mum and Dad and asked what were all those tadpoles doing in a film about babies and immediately my Mum turned the VHS off and said 'I think you're too young for this film.'

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    I know this may sound rasist and Canada's a big country but I have to ask does RAD bike mechanic Mark Kaustinen have anything to do with Canadian actor/legend and BMX enthisiast Yannick Bissen aka Dectective William Murdock himself? I ask because I'm a massive Murdoch Mysteries fan and it would make my day to think this slightly blockers show was connected to the podcast.

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    So I'm watching The House the afternoon and my Mum is in and out the room half paying attention. Right at the end, when Will Ferrell and Amy Poehler are dropping their daughter at college . My Mum turns to me and asks. 'So did the son get back with his wife?'

    'Er, what son?' I ask.

    'You know, the older son, the one with the beard.'

    My Mum actually thought that swarthy, Greek Jason (47) was the bouncing baby boy of milk toast white Ferrell (51)and Poehler (48).

    I really hope this makes Zooks' day to know that somewhere in Britain there is a mad woman who thinks he looks 25!

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    Kit Harrington? Paul, really? Pretty, pretty but so dumb Kit Harrington to play the LEGEND Chrisopher Lee? Paul, what are you smoking? Harrington WISHES he had one tenth of Lee's talent and charisma. I'm sorry but no, no, no.. Cast Harrington and it would end up on the show.

    I may be just on a Dr Who hit but I could go with Peter Capaldi. Right height and oozing charisma

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    Christopher Lee was a Bond villain, Dracula, Frankenstein's monster, Saruman, werewolf hunter, recorded a heavy metal album, nazi hunter (not just a military man oin WWII,but literally hunted nazis), Star wars villain.

     

    When you condense his life, it reads like a mythic hero confer to life. If you told me he fought a for real cyclops, I'd at least consider it plausible.

    Too true. Man was a legend and a British treasure. Had a box set of Hammer Horror including a hour long interview of him just talking to camera about his life and films. One of the most engaging, entertaining 60 minutes I've ever seen on film. And you've missed he was a MI6 spy and related to european royalty on his mother's side!

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    The Carry Ons are a series of much loved British comedy films spanning the mid 50s to late 70s known for their innocent, cheeky humour. This is the last official one ever made and it killed them stone dead. They were desperately trying to keep up with the more risky times and produced what is basically a porno with the sex cut. Suzanne Dannielle plays the sex mad wife of a French diplomat who will and does sleep with every man in the film while here accent wafts in and out. You get to see Kenneth Williams naked bum numerous times. The paper-thin plot involves the title character nearly accidently bringing down the British government by sleeping with every member of parliament. There are jokes about attempted suicide and a character named Harry Hernia. I watched this film ages ago and thought it couldn't be as bad as I remembered but the rewatch proved me wrong.

     

    http://youtu.be/0hrKelipOYE

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    Full disclosure. I was obsessed with this film as a teen. I have a speech defect and it was the only film I ever saw that anywhere near got close to how frustrating it is when people don't understand what you are trying to say. Looking back it is probably a bad Hollywood example of an actor getting kudos for 'crip-face' but at the time I loved it.

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  18. Posted

    Listening to the show I just remembered something. I completely forgot about the character Juice. We I saw this film I must've been around 8 years old and had a kiddie crush on the character of Juice! It must have been one of earlier 'funny tingle' moments. Just something about the feathered hair and the bad boy attitude.

    Thank you HDTGM for uncovering my early sexual awakenings in this abismal mess. I think I have been repressing the memory! Even more worryingly, googling him nearly thee decades later, I still wouldn't kick him outta bed. Does this make me the Jason of my group?

    gpkjuice.jpg

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    I saw 'Up Pompeii' at 8 and that was a 15. But I seen the Carry Ons before so my folks were pretty okay with that kind of humour even though there's a straight up 10 minute orgy about 20 minutes in. They also let me watch 'Trains, Planes and Automobiles' but fast forwarded through the Rent-A-Car scene. Turns out objectifying women and group sex they were fine showing me but the F-bomb was a no-no.

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    So glad they're doing Garbage Pail Kids. I have a vague memory of it as a child. Every week my parents used to take me to the local video store and I got to pick a film to watch on a Sunday afternoon, (I still like to chill with a movie after my roast dinner.) One time I picked the Garbage Pail Kids. If you knew me you would know how bizarre it is that I was okay liking this and even made Ali Gator my invisible friend for a while as I was a pretty squeamish kid. More amazingly I can't believe my parents didn't turn it off once the 'Too Retarded' sign is shown as I have a physical impairment

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    I love campy Hammer Horror films so I really wanted to like this as itr seemed in the same vein but it just was too weird. I felt the director had a message but went about getting it across in a very strange way. If it wasn't a spoof or a parody of 1970s horror flicks then what was it, and it was so long.

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    OMG OMG OMG! Can't believe they have picked a suggestion of mine. My Stepmother's An Alien is such a perfect film for this show. No-one in it acts remotely human. Can't wait for June's reaction to the dog being thrown out the window and to see is Jason is turned on by the sentient dildo in the handbag!

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