I know there was the whole, homoerotic subtext thing going on, but about halfway through the movie I had myself 100% convinced that Tango was *actually* gay. He made a lot of "Is that a proposal" "you're not my type" kinds of jokes, and by a lot I mean too many for it to be a coincidence (I think there were 5 before I convinced myself of that). After I made that decision there was nothing to convince me otherwise. He never showed any interest in a woman besides his sister (and the sister bluff kind've convinced me as well). By the end of the movie I ended up being angry at him for being such a stereotype. (So like, insisting on being well dressed, and You know how "strong female characters" always make the 'you hit like a girl' joke?) I was genuinely surprised when he didn't come out at the end. It would have felt like a very 80s punch line
