adamgryphon
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush -
You take the fat you take the flab, you can touch but please don’t grab - THE FATS OF LIFE ...
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You take the fat you take the flab, you can touch but please don’t grab - THE FATS OF LIFE ... -
Moonlight - after a long day - QuickWipes(tm)
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It’s not funny ... my ass is on fire
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Beware the old lady who lives in the old house down the dark road; her breath is heinous, but her farts are worse.
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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a great STD.
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Comedy Bang Bang, where entrepreneurs go to HEY NONG MAN.
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Ants on a log, log in my pants, therefore by the transitive property ants in my pants
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What’s shakin’, meat shaft?
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“Me rub you wrong time” said the masseuse who lost her scheduling book.
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nick nack paddy whack give the dog an STD
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🌭🌭😾😾 HOT DOG HOT DOG MEOW MEOW 😾😾🌭🌭
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🐸 froggy went a squirtin’ and he did jizz uh huh ... uh huh 🐸
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two dumps in the rump are better than a grump bump Two dumps in the rump are better than a grump bump
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talkin’ tang and slingin’ ‘tent
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HOWDY MRS. SAUSAGE FINGERS
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Once upon a time, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line. The monkey shat himself. The goose exploded.
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HOT DOG COOL CAT WARM DIARRHEA
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ut's whap, dot hog!
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berry-straw long-cake, my she's looking bad ... ugly little doll smells just like a dead rat
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i tried to quit smoking with an e-cigarette, then i saw myself in the mirror and committed suicide *posted via Ouija Board*
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peas porridge hot - peas porridge cold - peas porridge NUCLEAR EXPLOSION
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horse penis got biggies
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all of the sudden (dramatic pause) HALF HAZARD
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all of the sudden (dramatic pause) HALF HAZARD
