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WE GET A NEW PFT SHOW AND WE GET EBBY SCHLETZ?!?!?!?! How does one high five the internet?

I bees in the trap, bees bees in the trap? More like, "I bees in the crap, bees bees in the crap," AMIRIGHT?

I'd like to think that Scott either 1.) recorded an ep, but wasn't going to release it, or 2.) wasn't planning on hosting WSGLL as Dabney at all. Until mischievous ol' Lauren Lapkus forced his hand by announcing it publicly. That's certainly not the case, I just like thinkin about it. I hope the Dabney/Lapkus episode is 2 hours long.

Yeah, I don't even remember the squirrel catching on fire!

I always thought this device was called a "Pussy Foot"

We got Dune Doom in the Poon Room, let's get weird!

...I will face my Taco Bell. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its Path. Where the Taco Bell has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

In Case of Emergency: Todd Glass

Y'know, I would listen to an episode that's just Scott and Dabney.

Peanut Butter at Night: It's Ready Now!

And the Onion article came out, like, TWO WEEKS LATER. Edit: Link. And I was a week off.

YES THIS

I also thought the Kanye's mom joke went too far, but once the toothpaste is out of the tube what are you gonna do? Horatio's instincts seemed to be to tag it with a couple shock laughs and let it go away on its own. Kinda reminds me of a joke that the Onion made when Weird Al's parents died in a carbon monoxide leak, they said he commemorated them with a parody of "Tears in Heaven." Too far. Really, though, if I ever recorded an improvised character-based fake talk show, I would be SUCH a Monday morning quarterback about every joke.

Jamiroquai made me do it.

This'll be a very exciting episode for all those Jermaine Jackson fans out there. Jermainiacs, you know who you are.

Literally everybody I can think of calls me the Space Cowboy. So my question to you is, "Who the fuck do you think you're calling Maurice?"

I can't tell if Brian wants to fuck Dan, but I am certain that Dag wants to fuck Nausica. Also, this one caught me with the most unexpected laughing outbursts since Ken's gagging noises.

Goodbye. Yes, I'm starting with that. Can you handle it? Doesn't matter.

Gun to my head, I know I would.

Start it as a Solo Bolo with Benny Schwaz But wait! Intern Gino won't stop interrupting the Solo Bolo! Then JW Stillwater bursts in cause he heard a crime go! And we bring it on home by letting Lauren Lapkus do whatever the fuck she wants.

I never miss an episode, either. My favorite Speakeasy moment is when Paul reminds John Mulaney, "I am older than you," then Mulaney indicates what PFT's wearing and says, "yeah, but your not this much older than me."

I wasn't very excited to start listening to this one. "It's just a pay-to-play guest," I said. I take it all back. I would pay $36,000 to have Michael guest with these characters. I think it was about the time that Santa started swearing over facetime that my boss asked me if I was doing okay. Certainly a grepisode, perhaps a GOAT-pisode.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Scott Aukerman tonight.

If you can read this, that's weird. This is audio.

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