Razor Boy

Four out of five dentists agree: Bill Sullivan is a shitty dentist.

Sometimes I wish Blaine didn't have to DM just so his time could be freed up to throw out more dumb jokes. But he's doing a good job, so I can't really complain in earnest. Good ep, nerds!

This is the third PB I've ever heard, and I really think this is the podcast for me! I used to be a male nanny. I am currently in EMDR therapy. I am a middle-aged douche who doesn't understand comedy and has a pretty out-of-touch way of interacting with women. (two truths and a lie)

Maybe not a grepisode, but certainly a goopisode. I thought that the dead dog thing was the funniest part of the podcast. My roommate and I definitely laughed the hardest then. Also, the complaints in this thread seem to hover around the argument that Tom didn't respect the form. But as a first-timer who isn't an improv guy and isn't familiar with the format, what would you expect? He's not coming on CBB to make a show for you. Plus, Scott seemed to be having a lot of fun. I wonder if Tom's webovision show has forums, and what their reaction might be to Hot Soccermom.

A freestyle haiku / does quite the awkward plea make / when before a judge

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is basically fruit juice, sugar and pectin; whereas jam contains preserved pulp and even seeds!

At the first utterance of the word "Win-show," I suspected this might be the funniest thing I ever heard. By the time he mentioned your neighbor practicing saxophone, I knew it.

Clang clang clang went the trolley, bang bang bang went the comedy!

Ron Funches! Ian Karmel!

Built like a brick shithouse, she shits like a thick titmouse.

Oh man. His Confucius on Dead Author's had me crying!

Why aren't there more sung heroes?

This is the first PB I've ever heard. I'm a big fan of Tig Notaro, I'm vaguely familiar with Kyle and Dave, and I figured that having a pickup artist on the show would generate a lot of weird tension worth listening to. I gotta say, I kinda loved it. Turns out the Guru of Getting Some is the goddamn worst, but hearing how out-of-touch he sounds compared to intelligent funny people made me feel good about the world. I loved his "that's not funny" stuff, it was the funniest part to me. Once you hear that, and then you hear his jokes (his delivery on that kite thing?!), you realize he doesn't know what jokes are. I cringed a lot, but it was kinda like hearing some comedians taking my shitty uncle down a peg. I don't think that guy's gonna make $47 off of Earwolf.

The back-to-the-break gag totally got me.

Buckle and shut the fuck up, let's let Scott talk.

What's the deal with sheet rock? Am I supposed to use it to make my bed rock?

Can we stretch out Paul F a little more by having Rev. Parsimony swing by?

Whip it through the glass, neighbor!

Right?! I know Scott's pretty tall and all, but what the hell is happening in this picture? Also, Ryan's "Did somebody say crossfit?" bit is C+ as hell.

It just occurred to me, I have baking soda!

Dan Telfer is the rug that ties the room together.

My name is Scott Auckerman and I'm here to say that my name is Scott Auckerman, that's what I'm here to say.

If this van's a-rockin', check the suspension.

I don't know about you guys, but don't you wish that CBB never had musical guests? They're not funny, they talk weird, something about "mum" or a non-existent accent or something... Us nobodies on the forums, we're the ones who know the way a podcast should be run. EDIT: I'm a good speller now.

Jesus Buttfucking Christ. Brendon Small is my favorite comedian. Home Movies is my favorite show. Junior/Victor is my favorite voice of his. Also, Dune is my favorite book. Also also, Gino is my favorite CBB guest. I'm just gonna call it right here. This is the best day of my life.