Razor Boy

The early bird gets the worm while the rest of us birds wait in line for a $22 brunch.

We're here to dance or we're here to learn. Either way, let's pop off these shirts.

Funches! Edit: And Ian Karmel!

You blew it all up, you sons of bitches! #sopissed

I e-mailed Matt Gourley about having Ken on "I Was There Too" since they're both kickin around the EW studios. He said he'd look into it. I'm keeping my fingers crossed.

I have a feeling this one's going to be very much like an advantage inherent to the Mediterranean. A real C+!

I could write a separate post for each line uttered in this podcast. But instead: When Dabney got stoned and wanted to do things to "the thing that made me," I yelled on the bus. Full-on, uncontrolled, people-staring-at-me involuntary noises. It even took me more than one try to get it under control. Also, when Dabney refused to name his son so that sorcerers won't have power over him, was that a fuckin Earthsea reference? Like an advantage inherent to the Mediterranean, this is a C+.

Funniest war criminal on CBB this Mar.

If I have to call Animal Control to get these pigeons out of the dumbwaiter one more time, I'm revoking some staff dumbwaiter priveleges.

RIP KMFDM

"That's Numberwang!©"

I just listened to every UTU2TM over the past few weeks. Now I get it, guys. I saw the podcast "You Two Talkin U2 To Me Too? Yes" in my search results, and I'm wondering what the consensus over here might be. Would you say it's worth the time of a new UTU2TM fan? For what it's worth, I really don't like U2 at all. I have now heard of them, though.

Oh boy!

How can we have gone 118 episodes into a D&D podcast with no rapier jokes?

Wonder what that means. I'll start here, then.

Whether you're a Hungry Jack or a Jemima Man, we'll be gettin those waffles sticky tonight.

Oh, I'm familiar with WSGLL. And when it comes to Tom Leykis, I know what you're tablkn ablout. You Two Talkin U2 To Me Too? Yes. appears to be a non-Earwolf-affiliated venture. Made by a couple of fans. I'm just hoping someone on here will tell me whether it's worth it to listen to two people I've never heard of talk into some low-budge mics about a podcast that we all like. My instincts say no, but then I'm kind of an asshole.

I DISLIKE THAT YOU SAID THAT!

I want Torquil to do an ep with Fourvel.

Fuck your coaster, there are no rules!

Welp, looks like my therapist's getting a new TV then.

I was convinced to change religions when I went on a walk-and-talk with L. Ron Sorkin.

Lock the Gates and Keep it Crispy, it's time for another Comedy Big Bang Theory!

Dan's voice gets a little bit feminine when he speaks as Nausica, I think it's great! To me, it sounds like Dan knows that Nausica knows that she's a very sexy lady. Maybe I'm just finding something out about myself...

When Tom blows Tig up helicopter-style and starts singing the opening guitar chords of Hendrix's All Along the Watchtower. It is when this happens that I laugh loud enough to bother those around me.