Razor Boy

If lovin' you is wrong, baby I don't wanna be wrong. I hate you.

Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang! There's no reason for that tone, young lady.

Significant developments have been made in data collection and analysis, allowing us to finally determine whether the source of her attractiveness is genetic in nature or due to the application of cosmetics. Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to "maybe."

Oats, peas, beans, Oxford comma, and barley grow.

He lived long and prospered.

Unending torment rains down upon the wretched. The poet writhes in agony, impaled upon the tree of pain. If it's going to be that kind of party, I'ma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes.

Alright, listen up! Diaz, Nelson, Frost: you're with me. Simmons, Herbert, Moon: you flank right on my signal. Synchronize your watches, gentlemen. This is for Pablo.

Blaine laughed at my black metal Andrew Jackson! Brian pronounced all of my party's names wrong! I've been dreaming of this day ever since I gave Brian $20 and a joint on February 6th.

I've been around the world with a five-piece band lookin' at the backside of me. Does anyone know who these people are and why they've followed me to Marrakesh?

You fools! Have you any idea the chaos you've wrought?

This is the saddest I've felt in a long, long time. And I never even met him. Much sympathy for Scott and the rest of the Earwolfers.

Dan: You're the only other person who could play Lyra as well as Sarah did. Thank you.

If I had a hammer, you'd have a problem.

If it's too loud, it's not quiet enough. Word is bond.

Friends are like Jays. The good ones get you real high.

Barbara Buoy Barbara Buoy Barbara Buoy!

Auckerman? I hardly even know her man!

What's up, dot hog?

Unless you brought eleven dollars, I'm gonna stop you right there.

I feel like Gerry wasn't done figuring out how to play Winter, so Rick & Steve were able to fill in the gaps with "creepy weirdo Phillip-Seymour-Hoffman-from-Happiness-voice guy." But Sarah/Lyra had grown to be my favorite player/character in Blaine's game, so I was nervous when the switch came. A few episodes in, and I was really happy to hear that Dan was doing such a good job with the character. I still miss the hell out of Sarah, but I was happy that Lyra didn't go anywhere. Until this past Wednesday. Fuckin blue dicks.