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Razor Boy

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    We are all a fever dream in the mind of Dick Wolf.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    We're all here like Paul Scheer.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the latte-verse.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This is yours to lose, Gallagher 2.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Focus on the foci, getcha selves crosseyed, errybody gonna die.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Girly girls and burly boys gon' be fuckin dogg.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    A plaster cast of Master Blaster caused a Mad Max ass-disaster.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Fortune favors the bold. I'm more of a strikethrough italics man.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Trust me, I understand the impulse, but people are getting tired of you shitting on Pope Pius XII all the time.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Flattery, my dear boy, will get you everywhere, my dear boy. Wait, I fucked that up.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If it ain't anatomically correct, it ain't Christmas.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Charisma and quick thinking will work in place of giant, inflatable werewolves at least half the time.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    I'm a goddamn shark.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  14.  

    Please Mr. Rabbit, don't eat my books. I'm trying not to cry and you're making it hard.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  15.  

    Erstwhile, Erlich Erlenmeyer plays an early draft of The Erlking. Hear it here on Earwolf!

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Knick Knack, Tabasco! Give Hervez Villechaize a bone.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Taco sauce and cotton socks, that's what makes the world go 'round.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  18.  

    Gooseflesh! Pure gooseflesh, I tell you. Gooseflesh.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Never trust an Ian. No matter who he is, Ian's got something to hide.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Keep walkin, Trebek.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  21.  

    You can't polish a turd, but googly eyes might help.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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  22.  

    From catch phrase to plugs / It's high-quality content / That's a good haiku

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Don't go to the zoo with Know-it-all Schwarzenegger. He'll be the first to tell you, "It's not a puma!"

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Prepare thyselves for the sagey musk of Aromatron: The Aromatic Automaton. Wherever fine goods are sold.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Sit and spin or stand and deliver, it's a free country.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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