Razor Boy
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Natalie Portmanteau got a little hangry on our staycation, so we got some cronuts.
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Maps, maps, maps, maps, maps! You wanna go there? I'll show you how.
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These are the voyages of the starship Bang Bang. Its five-year mission: to go boldly where no man splits infinitives.
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More fun than Creedence Clearwater Revisited appearing this Thursday through Sunday at Spirit Mountain Resort and Casino!
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Got caught in the rain last night. Must've been around midnight. I was making love and drinking piña coladas. Cards on the table: I kinda liked it
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What else would you expect me to do after I was bitten by a radioactive comedian?
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Mother, tell your children not to walk my way. My way of walking contains nudity and adult situations.
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You can run it by your lawyer if you want, but I'm telling you that this honorary doctorate allows me to check you for a hernia bro.
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Hit the sticks and shit some bricks, dickheads. Here comes your new daddy.
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It’s a point of contention as to which contender can be contented to call themselves the content king. Also, they’re all camping criminals and they..
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Like a phoenix risen from the ashes, behold: My roommate's shampoo is restored!
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A thousand apologies for the misunderstanding, I was merely explaining to my German friend that no eleven was an inside job.
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My apologies to the estate of Lionel Hampton, it turns out I thought a vibraphone was something much different.
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Four out of five dentists agree: Bill Sullivan is a shitty dentist.
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A freestyle haiku / does quite the awkward plea make / when before a judge
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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is basically fruit juice, sugar and pectin; whereas jam contains preserved pulp and even seeds!
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Clang clang clang went the trolley, bang bang bang went the comedy!
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Built like a brick shithouse, she shits like a thick titmouse.
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