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Razor Boy

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    If I had a hammer, you'd have a problem.

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    Kiss my shrapnelly ass, you magnetic bastard!

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    Mother, tell your children not to walk my way. My way of walking contains nudity and adult situations.

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    Unless you brought eleven dollars, I'm gonna stop you right there.

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    In Case of Emergency: Todd Glass

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    Alright, listen up! Diaz, Nelson, Frost: you're with me. Simmons, Herbert, Moon: you flank right on my signal. Synchronize your watches, gentl...

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    Heavy hangs the head that wears the cat-in-the-hat hat to an Indianapolis rave.

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    Flattery, my dear boy, will get you everywhere, my dear boy. Wait, I fucked that up.

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    He who controls the pumpkin spice controls the latte-verse.

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    Hit the sticks and shit some bricks, dickheads. Here comes your new daddy.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    If lovin' you is wrong, baby I don't wanna be wrong. I hate you.

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    Our rag-tag team of eccentric specialists just might have what it takes to pull off the biggest heist the San Diego zoo has ever seen. This, gent...

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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    This'll be a very exciting episode for all those Jermaine Jackson fans out there. Jermainiacs, you know who you are.

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    Oats, peas, beans, Oxford comma, and barley grow.

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    It just occurred to me, I have baking soda!

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    Unending torment rains down upon the wretched. The poet writhes in agony, impaled upon the tree of pain. If it's going to be...

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    Jamiroquai made me do it.

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    Fortune favors the bold. I'm more of a strikethrough italics man.

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    I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with my butt. More impressively, I can play "Jesu, Joy of Man's Desiring" with your butt.

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    Why aren't there more sung heroes?

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    Toilet bag cartoon sailing jackrabbit. I smell toast.

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    Buckle and shut the fuck up, let's let Scott talk.

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    Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody Scott Aukerman tonight.

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    Behold the Lovecraftian nightmare that is my F.U.P.A.

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    My name is Scott Auckerman and I'm here to say that my name is Scott Auckerman, that's what I'm here to say.

    By Razor Boy, in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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