Treyzinets

What is Mind of Mencia? No matter. What is matter? Never Mind of Mencia.

A tisket, a tasket, gravity attracts it... who am I?

One potato, two potatoes, three potatoes, four! Five potatoes, six potatoes, seven potatoes... seven potatoes is the ideal potato quantity.

Some say the world will end in fire, others say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hope it's crushed between some ginormous boobs.

Good job eating 26 miles of pasta sauce, but you're going to have to step it up if you want to run in the marinarathon.

They say the gravitational pull of a black hole is so strong nothing can escape. Be that as it may, it's been an honor serving with you, Cap'n Crunch.

I've heard of 2 birds with 1 stone, but 2 birds with 1 Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!?