Toro y Moist

To quote brgrho, "Hol' up. Pause." Andrew is real? Seriously though, everyone was great this episode. I couldn't shake this feeling that BoScout would call in and do his thing but it never happened. It's probably for the best. I don't think I'm prepared mentally to have my worldview shattered just yet.

All you need now is a "great first post" comment from Joe McGurl and you're set.

I hope this isn't out of line, but I really think it should be quoted again.

Woah this is really cool. I don't think I can handle MBoP's video right now. I mean, there really were two of those things out there. Happy birthday Hayes!

So I guess I should look up this Kyle Bosman guy. Also, after reading both of their names in this list, has anyone made a joke about Chanson (Hanson) and MBoP (MMMBop) being the same person?

Sinbad or a future episode in which I get the Pro Version.

Looks fine to me. If you're really worried you should have JMonsterface tally those up for you and adjust to your liking.

JMonsterface, you've set a precedent. I'm expecting this or maybe one of those maps with the string all over the place.

I was going to say that this font is really bad and that you should stop, but then I saw your post number and had a good chuckle. Weed.

Weird, I just heard this for the first time yesterday. It's not really the type of music I listen to but I really enjoyed it.

The new Father John Misty album might be the nicest album this year. Courtney Barnett's debut is really nice too. Sufjan's album is really good as well.

This is actually my podcast, I'm happy to answer any questions!

I'm in! I've got a great idea too. I'll make a song for one of the show's segments. It'll get chosen, obviously. I ride the fame for a few months and then you call me out saying it's actually not a good song (I know. It's hard but please try. It's the freaking PRO VERSION!). You make a diss track. Pitchfork gives it the good old Best New Music treatment. I release a diss track and it gets like 20 fucking likes or some shit. And there we are. Five months from now. Sitting quite pretty with our Pro Version Hollywood Handbook podcast. I'm going to get my guitar right now. I'm thinking D tuning?

Kumail, 1) It's well known that you host a stand-up show called The Meltdown. What is not well known, however, is the nuclear catastrophe from which the show got its name. What are you hiding? Do you feel that the blood is on your hands? 2) Hillary Clinton has been in hot water after it was revealed that she used your 'Ku-Mail' email service instead of an official State Department service. Is this some sort of House of Cards-esque scheme? Also, how great is that show?

Took this pic of American Diaper a few minutes ago. Gotta keep up with the cool kids. Gotta get those Dixon likes. Gotta get that boom boom boom. #BEP #2000andlate

#teamtreese By the way, are we 100 percent sure American Diaper isn't actually Jason Alexander? Honestly, this looks like something George would get himself into. Then Kramer would bust through the door and I would just lose it hahaha. That show...

I was thinking of getting a "Speak on that" tattoo on my [Redacted] and a screenshot from when Hayes liked one of my comments tattooed on my back.

He was with a girl though. The lengths that these Hollywood types go for some nanano on the side...

EXACTLY! These days, I don't even watch movies when I'm in the theater. I just pull out my phone, read the cast and crew names from IMDB, and loff my friggin' ass right off.

This really begs the question, is names movies now?

So Jon Stewart is moving to the Wolfcool Network right? It's the only way I can make sense of this news.

Am I the only one who was a bit spooked after realizing that the phone wasn't table? I mean, you're going to misplace it with a case like that. LOL.

The live show is at the UCB Sunset right? Has anyone been there yet? I heard you can piss on the floor like at the Penthouse Penthouse.

I love the idea of Amazon's first drone delivery being a "Malibu's Most Wanted / Love Don't Cost a Thing" double feature.

So, just on this page alone there are two mug avatars (Mugshots?). I need to fit in so I will be on the lookout for objects that one can drink out of. Suggestions?