Ensendada Slim

When you horse around like this, makes me worried you're unstable

"Dislocated" Actually, dude had some valid points I'm a weird fucker, so out of joint

let me put it this way: I'm wearing a leather jacket right now and it isn't even cold inside this Texaco

Well you may have a point about your gatorade contraption but I had trouble following it because of my abnormally high testosterone levels. They're so abnormal and high that I'm right on the freakin' edge of being declared disabled, so posting in this manner is akin to a hate crime. Loff all you want, just cuz the babes are so freaking hot for the nerds right now doesn't mean the pendulum won't swing back the other way, narrowly avoiding the beer gut I've acquired in my post high school days

I came in hot because it's all I know

Hey guys, first post. Came here because the 'cast got me pretty steamed and nobody around here seems to "get" satire like they think they do. Before you think you can bully me off of the forums, just know that I am a cool/jock type and even though I pump gas for you nerds now, I slept with your girlfriends when I was in high school