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I'm quite litigious, but it really is none of your business which litigion I live my life by

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- August 8, 2017
Its weird how in England they call soccer football, but to be fair its also pretty weird that dad nibbles on my ear lobes before bed

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- August 7, 2017
Master of the house, master of the ceremonies, master of his spouse and all of her territories

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- August 6, 2017
You can take the girl out of the breast milk, but you can't take the breast milk out of the girl

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- August 5, 2017
My grandmother was a gypsy and my grandfather was a jap, see? That's why the guacamole is going to be included in the price

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- July 25, 2017
Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

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- July 20, 2017
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Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

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- July 1, 2017
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tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles

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- July 15, 2017
Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out

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- July 5, 2017
Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night

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- June 20, 2017
Curious cat killed himself

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- June 20, 2017
Damn goats are scary. Don't sneak up on me with any goat related objects or I might just go bananas

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- June 5, 2017
Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased?

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- June 5, 2017
My choir days are over

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- June 5, 2017
Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

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- June 4, 2017
Donating my kidney cost me an arm, a leg, and a kidney

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- June 4, 2017
Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet

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- May 29, 2017
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Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty

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- May 28, 2017
I became an optometrist because I like touching eyes. Wet wet goopy vision spheres

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- May 24, 2017
You're my least favourite mechanic

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- May 23, 2017
My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties

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- May 21, 2017
I'm more of a DC man myself! That is, Dickensian collections. I collect books by Charles dickens. What is a wonder woman?

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- May 19, 2017
Conceptually it was a marvellous idea, but the implementation of the exclusive club catered for otters garnered massive critique from the board

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- May 18, 2017
Growth spurt blood

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- May 16, 2017
Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody

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- May 15, 2017

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I'm quite litigious, but it really is none of your business which litigion I live my life by

Its weird how in England they call soccer football, but to be fair its also pretty weird that dad nibbles on my ear lobes before bed

Master of the house, master of the ceremonies, master of his spouse and all of her territories

You can take the girl out of the breast milk, but you can't take the breast milk out of the girl

My grandmother was a gypsy and my grandfather was a jap, see? That's why the guacamole is going to be included in the price

Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW

tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles

Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out

Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night

Curious cat killed himself

Damn goats are scary. Don't sneak up on me with any goat related objects or I might just go bananas

Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased?

My choir days are over

Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

Donating my kidney cost me an arm, a leg, and a kidney

Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet

Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty

I became an optometrist because I like touching eyes. Wet wet goopy vision spheres

You're my least favourite mechanic

My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties

I'm more of a DC man myself! That is, Dickensian collections. I collect books by Charles dickens. What is a wonder woman?

Conceptually it was a marvellous idea, but the implementation of the exclusive club catered for otters garnered massive critique from the board

Growth spurt blood

Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody

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