yodellingwalrus

forgive me father, for i have sinned. I taped over your recording of sundays football game. the game you missed because you were at church, also you are my biological father. love you

By yodellingwalrus, November 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

little cock, red and sore

By yodellingwalrus, November 25, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I'm a catch and release fisherman. I catch the fish, i release my cummie into the fish

By yodellingwalrus, November 17, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

30 days has september april june and november also january, march as well, february can go to hell, 30 days in may and july to, october and december? eat my shorts. august has a million days. too many.

By yodellingwalrus, November 17, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

its-a-me, an italian stereotype, here to kiss-a MY WIFE

By yodellingwalrus, November 17, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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i have a busy day ahead of me, you cant expect me to actually do this properly right

By yodellingwalrus, June 4, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

furious copulation 3: 3 furious 3 copulation: tokyo copulation skrrrt

By yodellingwalrus, May 28, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

ever just BAKED some FRIED chicken?! that stuff is TASTY! add some yogurt, a splash of cheap vodka, you got yourself a BLUE APRON CLASSIC pal

By yodellingwalrus, May 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

i don't know about you, but me, i'm a real creepazoid, an old school freaky deaky slime ballin slam dunking fish eatin creepazoid from planet YUCK

By yodellingwalrus, May 25, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

i like my women like i like my covfefe

By yodellingwalrus, March 9, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

valedictorian tumours affect thousands of children a year

By yodellingwalrus, February 19, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Cost of livin keeps goin up, but i stay the same age

By yodellingwalrus, February 18, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

ive misplaced my cheque book and my life hasnt been affected at all

By yodellingwalrus, February 15, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

brand new organic computer, no artificial colors or intelligence

By yodellingwalrus, February 12, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

looks like THE HUNTER has become THE LOOKS LIKE

By yodellingwalrus, February 12, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

stepped on a banana peel and slid into your dm's.... how was your dads funeral baby???

By yodellingwalrus, February 12, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My prescription foot fungus medications ruined my cats tail and 16 other truths not disclosed by doctors

By yodellingwalrus, February 9, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

if we pool our resources we just might be able to craft a fine ass BLT sandwich, minus the B, the T, and bread of course

By yodellingwalrus, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

criss cross will make ya dump dump

By yodellingwalrus, February 3, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

your favourite food is someones least favourite food and if you meet them you have to have a wet tissue eating contest

By yodellingwalrus, January 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

pitch me a show, no worries. Pitch me a movie, we good. However, pitch me a tent and boy howdy we gon have us a discussion

By yodellingwalrus, January 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

heres something popular and hip and technology its called bitcoin

By yodellingwalrus, January 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

the weirdest pet i ever did have was my pet peeve, people who start honkin as soon as the lights turn green

By yodellingwalrus, January 30, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

friar tuck rule

By yodellingwalrus, January 14, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

By yodellingwalrus, January 14, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions