yodellingwalrus

By yodellingwalrus, October 10, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

By yodellingwalrus, January 14, 2018 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"It's a trap!" Said Admiral Akbar, staring longingly into the eyes of Christ

By yodellingwalrus, October 22, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

1008399203 people have been turned by the homosexuals in the past year. wake up america. the homovasion is here

By yodellingwalrus, July 20, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

30 days has september april june and november also january, march as well, february can go to hell, 30 days in may and july to, october and december? eat my shorts. august has a million days. too many.

By yodellingwalrus, November 17, 2020 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

80% of all statistics claim to be sentient but this is not the case with me

By yodellingwalrus, July 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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By yodellingwalrus, August 16, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A brisket a casket we all scream for icecream

By yodellingwalrus, September 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

a friend named dean is a friend indeed, eny other friends with fake names like "Jonathon" need to get the hell offa my porch

By yodellingwalrus, October 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A grieving widow twice removed is a happy widow indeed

By yodellingwalrus, September 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

a life of crime is substantially more erect than this life of mine

By yodellingwalrus, April 11, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A pretzel in the morning a pretzel in mourning my name is Matt Gourly

By yodellingwalrus, November 16, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A real humdinger

By yodellingwalrus, August 28, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A rubber berry a a day keeps the flubber fairy away

By yodellingwalrus, October 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A special hospital made just for dolphins, all humans trying to gain admittance will be given 86 kilograms of pure cocaine and a restraining order

By yodellingwalrus, October 24, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

A tweakers delight: 2 bedroom no bathroom motorhome seeks dedicated junkie for short term residence

By yodellingwalrus, October 30, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Abandoned by his mother when he was but an infant, Poorest, Oldest and Most Amazingly Brilliant Kevin set to work on creating his superlatives

By yodellingwalrus, March 6, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Abort this fetus Obama. Abort this fetus and prove you really are a doctor as you so often claim

By yodellingwalrus, December 15, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Abraham Lincoln for president 2016

By yodellingwalrus, October 31, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

aint no holler back girl, aint no holler back girl, she just holler girl now, brokeback mountain ruined her

By yodellingwalrus, September 12, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

alarming porpoise probably decapitated your alarming son on alarming purpose

By yodellingwalrus, November 7, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Alas, poor Gretel, I knew her Bob

By yodellingwalrus, June 25, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

alice in northumberland, the chilling tale of one british tourist's inability to discern reality from Monopoly

By yodellingwalrus, April 14, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

all song lyrics are meaningful if you want to die / have been in love / have driven a convertible American muscle car

By yodellingwalrus, September 5, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

By yodellingwalrus, June 4, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions