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You can take the girl out of the breast milk, but you can't take the breast milk out of the girl
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My grandmother was a gypsy and my grandfather was a jap, see? That's why the guacamole is going to be included in the price
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Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW
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tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles
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Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out
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Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night
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Damn goats are scary. Don't sneak up on me with any goat related objects or I might just go bananas
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Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased?
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Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at
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Donating my kidney cost me an arm, a leg, and a kidney
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Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet
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Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty
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I became an optometrist because I like touching eyes. Wet wet goopy vision spheres
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My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties
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I'm more of a DC man myself! That is, Dickensian collections. I collect books by Charles dickens. What is a wonder woman?
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Conceptually it was a marvellous idea, but the implementation of the exclusive club catered for otters garnered massive critique from the board
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Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody
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loose lips sink ships. However, a nice set of tight lips will create a sturdy hull for any sea journey you may wish to embark on
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