I'm quite litigious, but it really is none of your business which litigion I live my life by in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 8, 2017 x
Its weird how in England they call soccer football, but to be fair its also pretty weird that dad nibbles on my ear lobes before bed in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 7, 2017 X
Master of the house, master of the ceremonies, master of his spouse and all of her territories in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 6, 2017 X
You can take the girl out of the breast milk, but you can't take the breast milk out of the girl in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted August 5, 2017 X
My grandmother was a gypsy and my grandfather was a jap, see? That's why the guacamole is going to be included in the price in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 25, 2017 x
Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 20, 2017 Apologies
tubular bells and spherical whistles ain't got shit over satayed thistles in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 15, 2017 X
Paper view television was not what I was expecting. Big paper fan over here, signing out in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 5, 2017 X
Dentist caught mauling his only apprentice, MORE ON THIS STORY AT TOOTH HURTY!!!!! HEEEEE HAW in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted July 1, 2017 X
Prudish mistress misplaced the mattress protector, thine wife lay in moisture later this night in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 20, 2017 X
Damn goats are scary. Don't sneak up on me with any goat related objects or I might just go bananas in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 5, 2017 X
Is that a deep fried banana in your pants or are you just severely diseased? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 5, 2017 X
Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 4, 2017 X
Donating my kidney cost me an arm, a leg, and a kidney in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted June 4, 2017 X
Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 29, 2017 X 1
Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 28, 2017 X
I became an optometrist because I like touching eyes. Wet wet goopy vision spheres in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 24, 2017 X
My fetish is stepping in puddles of urine on the floor of a public bathroom wearing nothing but socks on my little feeties in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 21, 2017 X
I'm more of a DC man myself! That is, Dickensian collections. I collect books by Charles dickens. What is a wonder woman? in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 19, 2017 X
Conceptually it was a marvellous idea, but the implementation of the exclusive club catered for otters garnered massive critique from the board in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 18, 2017 X
Itchy blanket comforts everybody, itchy blanket conforms for nobody in New Catchphrase Suggestions Posted May 15, 2017 X
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