Jack Akimbo

I love you.

Thanks to that conversation about shitting in public, I'm now some fucking weirdo walking on crowded streets in public giggling and shooting snot out of my nose because I was trying to keep myself from laughing even harder.

It's a shame how nervous Scott & Scott ended up being when U2 themselves seemed to be very much ready to just fuck around like the Scotts usually do. Would've loved to hear about the lovable lads' fuck styles.

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

"This is a Gemberling topic"

Total fantasy lineup for me, I already know this'll be a C+ ep

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

Absolutely uncanny accent on Alfie. By uncanny I mean utterly terrible and I love it.

Obviously Jesse Ventura.

On behalf of my country, I'd like to apologize for Renny Harlin.

I am ENGORGED.

I cannot even begin to properly explain how hard this particular bit was to get through when it came as I was conducting my business in a crowded public toilet. I was already envisioning all these strangers looking at me with pity/confusion/judgement when I exited my stall and them thinking I had the most inexplicably hilarious penis in the world if I burst into hysterics as I'm taking a piss.

"He's like a warm rock. You know like a lizard tanning himself on a warm rock? He was that warm rock and the ladies were the lizards." Amazing.

Thank you. I don't know what else to say.

I don't think that's anything you should feel guilt or shame over. There's no one "right" way to grieve.