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Jack Akimbo

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  1. Jack Akimbo

    Episode 456 - The Historic Rap

    Thanks to that conversation about shitting in public, I'm now some fucking weirdo walking on crowded streets in public giggling and shooting snot out of my nose because I was trying to keep myself from laughing even harder.
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    EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U

    It's a shame how nervous Scott & Scott ended up being when U2 themselves seemed to be very much ready to just fuck around like the Scotts usually do. Would've loved to hear about the lovable lads' fuck styles.
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    EPISODE 22 - U2 Talk 2 U

    What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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    EPISODE 365 — Bongo vs. Bongos

    "This is a Gemberling topic"
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    EPISODE 365 — Bongo vs. Bongos

    Total fantasy lineup for me, I already know this'll be a C+ ep
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    EPISODE 358 — Freddie Mercury To Me

    Absolutely uncanny accent on Alfie. By uncanny I mean utterly terrible and I love it.
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    EPISODE 357 — Modern Anti-Comedy

    Obviously Jesse Ventura.
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    EPISODE 106 — Deep Blue Sea: LIVE!

    On behalf of my country, I'd like to apologize for Renny Harlin.
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    EPISODE 338 — Be My Guest, Literally

    I cannot even begin to properly explain how hard this particular bit was to get through when it came as I was conducting my business in a crowded public toilet. I was already envisioning all these strangers looking at me with pity/confusion/judgement when I exited my stall and them thinking I had the most inexplicably hilarious penis in the world if I burst into hysterics as I'm taking a piss.
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    EPISODE 221.5 — 2/27/15 TWO CHARTED 160

    "He's like a warm rock. You know like a lizard tanning himself on a warm rock? He was that warm rock and the ladies were the lizards." Amazing.
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    EPISODE 221 — A Tribute To Harris Wittels

    Thank you. I don't know what else to say.
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    EPISODE 336 — NOT Farts and Procreation 4

    I don't think that's anything you should feel guilt or shame over. There's no one "right" way to grieve.