Jack Akimbo

I love you.

Thanks to that conversation about shitting in public, I'm now some fucking weirdo walking on crowded streets in public giggling and shooting snot out of my nose because I was trying to keep myself from laughing even harder.

It's a shame how nervous Scott & Scott ended up being when U2 themselves seemed to be very much ready to just fuck around like the Scotts usually do. Would've loved to hear about the lovable lads' fuck styles.

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

"This is a Gemberling topic"

Total fantasy lineup for me, I already know this'll be a C+ ep

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!

Absolutely uncanny accent on Alfie. By uncanny I mean utterly terrible and I love it.

Obviously Jesse Ventura.

On behalf of my country, I'd like to apologize for Renny Harlin.

I am ENGORGED.

I cannot even begin to properly explain how hard this particular bit was to get through when it came as I was conducting my business in a crowded public toilet. I was already envisioning all these strangers looking at me with pity/confusion/judgement when I exited my stall and them thinking I had the most inexplicably hilarious penis in the world if I burst into hysterics as I'm taking a piss.

"He's like a warm rock. You know like a lizard tanning himself on a warm rock? He was that warm rock and the ladies were the lizards." Amazing.

Thank you. I don't know what else to say.

I don't think that's anything you should feel guilt or shame over. There's no one "right" way to grieve.

I commented earlier having only listened to Scott's intro at that point, and I put off listening to the rest, kinda dreading the rollercoaster of emotions I expected to be taken on and being bummed out. Turns out I was being stupid. The bulk of the episode was such a fun experience, and it just felt really fucking good to hear Harris one last time doing horrible yet brilliant characs, sucking his own dick and telling coathanger jokes. The compilation at the end was straight up beautiful, I couldn't stop smiling. Not just because it was Harris being funny as all hell, but because of all the memories that it invoked. I can't think of a better way to have ended this ep.

He had me at "you had me at come on guys". Goddammit Harris, I wish you weren't as good at making me cry as you were making me laugh. I'll fucking miss you.

Thank you Scott and everyone else involved in getting this episode out today, and my sincerest condolences. I never met Harris, hell, I never even exchanged so much as a tweet with him. So why does this hurt so fucking much?