souprman

the most dad-like take away as was possible from Khaleezeeees's post.

great ep. great pic.

Happy Birthday to all the alumni of North Central Rat High. You're the future, the disgusting disease ridden future.

Ever since Valerie Bryant became my best friend I won at stock market and scored over 6 touchdowns in sports. I have babes galore to do sex with and only smoke imported menthols. Frequently when I am experiencing ethereal beauty of sunsets butterflies land on my hands. Also beverage taste noticeably better. Thanks Valerie, not only for all you've done for me but for all of humanity and the universe.

Stephanie & Brandon, If the time space continuum could tear, doesn't that make it sound cheap, and what does that say about intelligent design? Thank you, Rev. Dr. Pete Souprman

Brandon, Do you believe in cognitive dissonance or do you think the liberals are just making fun of us? thanks, Brandon Content.

Stephanie, A lot has been said about your exceptional hair. Do you feel this puts an unfair pressure on your hair to be above average? What do you think we as a society can do to combat the objectification of hair? thanks, souprman.

New York Dolls dressed by Westwood and McLaren 1973.

i'm such a gay person i like to have sex with other men. cuz i'm gay. (i'm actually more bi if that's still a thing) did i do it right?

flowers? you're not gonna kill norm with your wit. you'll just feed his delightful grumpiness. oh boy...

chkn yer too smart for this forum.

first draft was better. #classicfuckNormjoke

why did this rat high school have rat traps? what did they think they were going to catch? just really irresponsible. i hope that rat military school had better safety standards.

This new fanfic is really coming along.

almost. my "mother" was living in the still under construction mall of america parking ramp when two scientists walked up and handed me to her. they said i was created for a very special and niche purpose that had no value or usefulness in society but may cause some mildly entertaining moments. shortly after that i started a pretty serious crack habit.

hey norm.

hi devscoots!

Try the new Cajun style.

Norm, I have bad news for you about my origin.

Spunky are you pleased with the legs this bit has had or are you over it?

oh i love this segment!

haven't lost your touch though.

Whenever I create drama at a job they give me the rest of my life off and call the cops to give me a ride.

phenomenal trev! just brilliant!