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That's Peaches Geldof.

These comedy music acts are never as funny on mic as they are in their songs. (Did I do it right Bernard?) All salad asada though this was awesome. Claudia is so effortlessly hilarious.

i'm loving this trend of characs getting co-hosting duty!

I@H

I understand. It's like a brown kid bringing a homemade clock to school in Texas. The brown kid is the podcast, the clock is the truth, and your mind is a school in Texas.

Strong promo clip. 10/10

Cody (TV series) Cody is a TV drama which aired on ABC from 1977 to 1978, starring Kevin Brophy, John Randolph, Stockard Channing and Don Gordon. A 20-year-old man (Brophy) who spent the first 10 years of his life running wild in the forest after being raised by wolves, Cody is taken to a research institute and taught the ways of human society. He is befriended by two kind Hollywood insiders/doctors whom he bonds with during his journey to civilization. Cody's continued freedom at the research center is put in peril once his Hollywood insider/doctor friends and mentors is hurt. Unable to insure Cody's well being at the institute, his friends encourage him to strike out on his own in search of his identity. The short-lived TV series chronicled the encounters, challenges, and intrigues Cody faced interacting with people using his new learned social graces and old Wolfen instincts. Cody did have special Wolfen skills that were invoked when he was made very angry. When upset to the point of violence his eyes glowed amber. He also had heightened senses of smell and hearing. In a few episodes he was able to call on his old wolf family/pack for help. This series was based on a 1977 made-for-TV movie of the same name directed by David Greene.

If Chanson turns out to be Hayes' dad I'm going to stop watching this show.

your fanaticism for content finally gets the acknowledgment it deserves.

Hey guys, it's souprman again, here in the living room. Just wanted to interrupt real quick to say this show is really funny. Okay go ahead with the thread.

this is souprman, i just have to jump in here and say hi.

that's a true bro.

So many great bits it's hard to pick one. I think comparing Wompler to a "porch futon" was brilliant. But I think Huskey has to get MVP here. So many great callbacks and classic Huskey freakouts. This is truly an instant classic.

the dick currently in your possession. I understand. definition of 'is' etc. > Prosecutor - Miss Silvrwoman I ask you again; IS that your dick? Silvrwoman - If 'is' means is and never has been then that's one thing. Prosecutor - Uh-huh... Silverwoman - If it means 'none' then that would be something else. If someone would ask me in general 'Is that dick your dick?' and I answered in the affirmative, hold on. (Silvrwoman pauses and bends to the side as her attorney whispers in her ear. She nods and turn back to the mic.) Um, sorry... Can you restate the question? Prosecutor - Of course Miss Silvrwoman. Miss Silvrwoman, is that your dick? Silvrwoman - Sir I have no claim on the dick in question. Prosecutor - But IS the dick yours? Silvrwoman's Attorney - Objection! I believe the definition of 'is' relative to the dick has been asked and answered. Prosecutor - Withdrawn.

That counts as a dick-joke Silvrlady.

Yeah, ya got Swarm and Heat and Wizards. It's like are these sporting teams, signs of the apocalypse, or characters from a Hobbit book?

Before I listened to Hollywood Handbook I was a high school dropout. For 20 years. Sure I suppose I could have listened to Hollywood Handbook any time during that 20 years, I knew how many lives it had improved. But I thought; "No, you're a high school dropout and that's all you'll ever be. Your dad was a high school dropout, your mom was a high school dropout, hell your dog even quit obedience school. Know your station and leave Hollywood Handbook to the people that deserve it." Plus it seemed like no matter where I looked I couldn't find Hollywood Handbook. I thought I must not have the right operating system. Then one day I was in a Body Shop in Houston (no relation) and there was a program playing over the Harmon Karden speakers. I asked the model at the counter what was playing and before he looked up from the small mirror he was gazing into he said "It's Hollywood Handbook, duh-doyee!" He then looked at me and his eyes grew wide, "Oh my god, your a high school dropout! Um, no this is Cartalk, yeah that's it." But it was too late, he couldn't cover his gaff. It was then I learned why Hollywood Handbook was being hidden from common high school dropout's like me. It was all about liberation, about laying bare the system and exposing it warts-and-all for the losers of the world. Since then I've started earning two separate degrees, teaching Chinese to Native Americans, going for long walks, and I talked to a girl. Even my dog finally learned German! Thanks Hollywood Handbook for teaching me that being worthless has it's own value. Viva Zapata!

He even did it on the recent Hollywood Handbook. I love it because no one ever sees it coming and everyone reacts differently. The point? That's easy. It's totally stupid, yet Scott finds it hilarious. Therefore it is hilarious.

Not cool JP. The numbers is bad.

1. I want to stab tattoo guys in face. Not fun from the knees up. (sorry Valerie) 2. JacobC, Jakal tell cosmic truths, listen to them. 3. Fifth-person is WikiLeaks. 4. nohorseman bold new fact-based posting style. 5. I gotta pee. 6. Cake Manetti? (is that something?) 7. trundle4lyf 8. List based posting style on loan and is intellectual property of esteemed forum member who's name I am not fit to speak. 9. On the precipice. 10. Bonus ep. 11. As if.

Great bonus ep of CBB. (in the middle of this weeks Hollywood Handbook.)

You just blew my socks off my balls bro. Outstanding work.

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yes, it's been established how horny you are. #bansouprman